And this guy was born in 1963. Let that sink in- he doesn’t personally have nostalgia for these shows when they aired- he was really just a kid, if not even born. I know, the days of reruns were a certain Dark Ages of their own, but I am thinking this guy is just completely full of shit- a revelation!

Yep. And people on keto cut all that crap out and suddenly find they feel better and are losing weight. It’s a good thing, but it’s not because your liver is producing ketones - it’s because you stopped cramming poison down your hole, and for probably the first time in your life are aware of the macronutrient value of…

If merely despising Donald Trump were a criteria for wokeness, we’d think a hell of a lot higher of Melania.

Is that where you finally remember your own actions from the night before and shrink in shame?

America, you’re not fat because you eat carbohydrates. You’re fat because you eat (and DRINK) a lot of shit in general- and way too much of it.

And we too often assume their stupidity, their ignorance, at our peril. They know better- they just don’t give a fuck.

Or remember this one, from approximately 1,000,000 years ago?

Yes, true. But I’m willing to bet those standards stipulate public-facing accounts. You can’t be a Federal worker and spit vile shit on, say, twitter (unless you’re the head of the Executive Branch, of course) where the platform is open. But a private group amounts to a reasonable degree of concealment, I think;…

I hate these fuckers, too, but doesn’t this all fall pretty squarely under the First Amendment?

Talk about a director’s cut!

Despite there being an actual Salute Your Shorts about___

It’s because he’s a giant asshole, and if he doesn’t keep his hind quarters adequately retracted, he risks immediate and violent prolapse. Think of it as a stationary crabwalk.

You mean the people who keep other peoples kids in cages?

Michael Keaton remains the best Bruce Wayne. Christian Bale was excellent, and probably the best Batman- but Keaton’s brooding is unparalleled.

kinja’s algorithm shoots comments with large reply threads to the top. So tomato just has to make a controversial (yet conversation-starting) comment, people take the bait, and catapult his bullshit to the top of the pile. It works 100% of the time 60% of the time.

Would see.

“Today’s world treats victims very, very differently.”

This highlights the crux between liberal feminism and radical feminism: liberal feminists want women to be elevated to the status of men, radical feminists aspire to eliminate the concept of status altogether.