You mean the people who keep other peoples kids in cages?

Michael Keaton remains the best Bruce Wayne. Christian Bale was excellent, and probably the best Batman- but Keaton’s brooding is unparalleled.

kinja’s algorithm shoots comments with large reply threads to the top. So tomato just has to make a controversial (yet conversation-starting) comment, people take the bait, and catapult his bullshit to the top of the pile. It works 100% of the time 60% of the time.

Would see.

Preemptive: Donald Trump does not care about black people.

“Today’s world treats victims very, very differently.”

This highlights the crux between liberal feminism and radical feminism: liberal feminists want women to be elevated to the status of men, radical feminists aspire to eliminate the concept of status altogether.

I absolutely love these guys:

You’re here on Gizmodo, though. Must be a cheat day!

This is the correct take, and yet people are calling you... a flat-earther? Never change, dumb nerds.

Oh, snap!

Oh, snap!

He looks like he jumped in the way that one time when Stephen Miller tried to peek inside the Ark of the Covenant.

He looks like what happens to Marco Rubio when he’s not adequately moistened.

He looks like some sculptor was commissioned to create a Ross Perot bust (topical), but gave up halfway through and started taking Frustrated Artist punches.

He looks like Man’s rough draft that escaped from the lab and is now hiding in plain sight.

He looks like the painting that Eliot Spitzer keeps in his attic that no one must ever see.

He looks like something some kids fished out of the dumpster behind Madame Tussauds.