My order: first the porgs movie, then the fennec horses, then the crystal foxes. Hear me Disney!!
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How would one care for a glass Fox? Can you imagine that thing shedding on your couch? My bare feet ache just thinking about it.
I love this review! I can relate to it in that a. I’m not that big of a Star Wars fan girl either and b. I was also overlyenchanted by all the various cute creatures in the film and was probably the only person on the planet who thought there wasn’t nearly enough porgs. Seriously, based on the pre-marketing…
She has heard of Star Wars and is clearly an expert, Joseph.
My advice, as a dedicated and informed viewer of the franchise: give those fishpeople light sabers. Please.
You need a hug, dude?
This is the best and most accurate review I don’t even know what Tree is talking about tbh.
Nope. Huge Star Wars fan and this funny piece did nothing to upset that.
Actually, this article is very funny
I have definitely heard of Star Wars and I’m clearly an expert in it, Tree
Still salty from Bobby’s post. But everyone on Jezebel (and beyond) is coming for Taylor Swift, like it’s 2016.
I mean, it’s not totally unbelievable that a doctor would “prescribe” that in the 70s. It doesn’t excuse what he did though.
You’ve got a pair of gorgeous critters.
Agreed. Why hate on her for this post? She is a successful business woman who did, in fact, have some success this year in part due to her fans. She is thanking them. 2017 was a ball of steamy shit for me this year, but I am not going to begrudge anyone else who had a better year. It’s almost like there is a spinning…
Agreed. Even though politically everything is burning, this was a very good year for me personally. Maybe even the best one ever. I can acknowledge that both happened simultaneously, and honestly, my own year made up for the dumpster fire our country has been engulfed in.
Exactly, I mean, what was she supposed to say?
I really don’t think there is anything she could do that this site would not bitch about. I find it super annoying. She had a huge hit album, is in a happy relationship, brought a sexual assaulter to justice, gave a shit load of money to charity, and just exists in the world as a rich white lady. She probably legit…
Yes! Thank you! Positivity, friends.
Congratulations! I’m glad you had those good things happen. For myself, I got an apartment by myself, I took my own needs seriously and went back to therapy, and I am actually taking pretty decent care of myself. Hooray!