YES, thank you! So rude! She ended up unfriending me on Facebook after the election because she voted for Trump and was gloating and saying anyone who voted for HRC should leave the country and I was like, “even me?” so I think she might have issues extending beyond rude back handed compliments lol.

Wait, what about this mermaid though?

I truly do think that it’s *possible* that unicorns were real at some point. I mean, Narwhals are real, what’s really to stop a unicorn from having been real at some point? Mr. Cheese finds that argument offensive because OBVIOUSLY unicorns are a myth. It is our longest running argument.

Yep, I have a friend that I’ve known since before I met Mr. Cheese. We get together once every few months to try a new brewery. His fiance hates beer, so when he wants a friend to go try out a brewery with him, he calls me. If Mr. Cheese isn’t working he comes with, but he’s a chef, so a lot of the time he is working.…

Oh man I bet your sister gets concern trolled so hard by so many well meaning people that tell her “You don’t think that’s like, weird? I mean, I like my husband’s coworker fine and all but I would be pissed if they were going to the movies together!”

True story - my husband is the executive chef of a restaurant, which means that he works all day long with cute women servers. His bff at work is also a woman. It’s a restaurant, so having lots of cute ladies in the front of house is kind of just par for the course and isn’t anything that has ever bothered me. When my…

Well with 3 sets of super fancy candlesticks, you could pretend? LOL, so random!

That’s awesome! Our actual friends did get us board games and fun stuff (like my bedazzler!), but the olds were just not there for a fun, non-traditional registry.

Also, yea, we got SO many picture frames, like just soooo many of them.

Yea...we foster dogs and cats. I can’t with expensive breakable stuff. All the crystal bowls with hearts and flowers and yes, swans, are all still in their boxes in out basement. Our style has always skewed more scandinavian/mid century, so none of that stuff is anywhere close to our taste anyway, but especially…

When we got married, Mr. Cheese and I registered for fun stuff like board games and, because we really did not need any normal registry stuff since we had already been living together for 3 years, but my mom was super not ok with us not doing a registry at all. All of my parents friends completely ignored our…

Yolo Minneapolis.

Here, have some pics of the mama kitty and her babies that we are fostering, because fuck all of this awfulness. We need some kitty zen.

EEEEEEE tuxedo perfection <3

I like you.

Looks like my Poindexter <3

My foster cat had her kittens on Friday. I’m dead now because newborn cats are such tiny, adorable little aliens <3

Mr Cheese was being heavily pursued by a recruiter about 6 months ago for a job that would have been a pretty significant pay increase. It would have also required we move to Texas. He said no thanks the second he heard it would have required a move to Texas. I lived in Texas and thanks but no thanks, they have really…

1) Celebrate the fuck out of the death of TrumpCare. This is great news!

I’m in the camp of relieved, because although they are incompetent as fuck, that also means they are (so far), very ineffective.