Lock her up! Lock her up!

Men’s Swimming Olympic Gold Medals since 1896:

a sociopathic golem whose mouth puckers like an anus

And most importantly, you get to be self righteous in comment threads about engagement rings. And who can put a price on that?

My eyes are down here!!!

She and Elizabeth were both amazing. I had butterflies and heart eyes and all the hope when they were done speaking. These women are true champions of the people.

Ugh I don't know. I have wanted them to shut up all evening.

This needs to be stated. Yeah, there are shitty teachers and schools, but your average student in an average area should be going to public school. Social education aside, a teacher has more background in a subject matter than a jack-of-all-trades wannabe parent (in the majority of cases).

I don’t think you said a single accurate thing in that entire post.

Everyone’s aware that this league is subsidized by MLS, right?

The every-30-years thrill of some asshole getting what he deserves.

I hope they go undefeated and score 1,000 points per game. I hope they melt the arenas in which they play because they make the ball move so beautifully, and so quickly, that the air becomes super-heated with the vigorous masturbation of the assembled angelic hosts of heaven. I hope Kevin Durant, Steph Curry, Klay…

Jesus jackhammering Christ, that’s something I never ever wanted to know. Why would she share that?