Can we talk about the guy at 6:11 eating bacon mac and cheese behind them?

I was very excited to send you my poop story, but I see there is a disclaimer. Well your loss! My poop story is exquisite.

Buddy, I was so worried for a second.

Unlike all those other memes which are serious business...

And FUZE is ripping off artist’s art for their site. Just showing you what kind of people are making this game.

This was my favourite game...wow...

This is bad.

If there is ever a live action movie it needs to not be a bunch of clumsy mascots.

I kinda just thought no one cared. It being fictional and all.

We get these all the time where I live. I have yet to have one. They make me feel dirty.

I missed you.

This entire E3 felt like people were really making an effort to show their legitimate gameplay. It was really nice, actually. People were throwing themselves out there.

It’s a gameplay mechanic we obviously disagree on :P It’s just like one of my issues with CoD and things. You get all these highly trained people going around and getting killed by the dozen? Makes no sense. You have all the pawns going around getting mulched, or being strategically ordered by the actual highly…

Who cares...it’s upgrade fodder, it’s fun kills, makes you feel good, and sets up for the real conflict. Would you rather be in the cannon fodder, fighting other cannon fodder, or would you rather be the hero fighting the villain? Y’know?

No, man! I love AI in games! One of the reasons I’m so hyped about this game and one of the reasons I love the Battlefronts! Makes me feel special, y’know? Give me some cannon fodder any day of the week.

No one on this planet builds hype like Ubisoft. Holy crap. Everything about their press conference (minus Just Dance, but they throw that in to keep us grounded, I think) blew my mind. Even if they deliver the occasional buggy mess, they make up for it with moments of hype like this. So excited.

Except the art direction is subpar for Nintendo here. It’s a poor showing.

Yeah, but if they can’t handle 60 fps and better graphics than what they’ve shown, it’s either really poorly optimized or just terrible, terrible hardware. It’s not like this is like a difference between Fallout 4 and Witcher 3 graphics or CoD and Battlefield. This is last gen to current gen. It’s really, really bad.

He said he only had to do one demo...he lied.

I like how the past few years have been filled with these apocalyptic crafting games...and Fallout 4 comes out and is like “Yeah. We did it. No big deal.”