Would my clone have a better personal fitness regimen than I?

Firefly.

Dark Angel.

Wonderfalls.

I would murder him.

+3.5mm

Is it possible to learn this power?

Hah - I respect your point of view and your restraint!

I am calling him a goober.

Bah! He has expressly stated that his work - this falling bedsheet in particular -

Duh.  They’re those yellow things in the middle of eggs,

First of all - the relevant space agencies involved shouldn’t allow this. It seems pretty obvious that only a scientific instrument designed by and/or for scientists at scientific agencies is all that should go up there.

EDIT: I’m buying donuts....I learned that this dick does, in fact, likely know the names of satellites and rovers and such as he actualy photographs them professionally.

So who gives a fuck

It’ll make over a billion dollars and dominate the box office for weeks but the haters will announce that it’s a “complete failure” due to some obscure metric that only they care about (“Amazon sold 2% fewer Kylo Ren action figures this year than in 2015! STAR WARS IS OVER, SJWS HAVE KILLED IT, THE ONLY HOPE IS TO…

I have faith in JJ. I just really hope he doesn’t change Rey’s parentage, it’s one of the few things I agree with when it comes to TLJ. There’s more than 6 people in the universe and a lot more families than just Skywalkers, Solos, and Kenobis.

I’m very concerned that Abrams means a return to a lot of the worst parts of TFA that TLJ ended up going out of the way to fix. And I’m very concerned about how I used footage could be used to close out the Skywalker saga. But by god do I hope they nail the landing.

So... Dumping on everything people used to love about Star Wars, but doubling down on prequel-level humor?

Yoda hitting Luke with the stick? Salacious Crumb? No, Star Wars has never had an slapstick from puppets. At all. People seem to forget what the Star Wars movie are/were when they say TLJ “doesn’t feel like Star Wars”.

I bet many of the same people complaining about this movie also wrote petitions on how TFA was too much like the previous movies and they should have done something very different.

It’s not even been out a week. Blimey.

TFW a typo turns someone into an immortal alchemist.