Let’s hope Elon doesn’t tell him to eat poisoned applesauce, lace up some new Nikes and crawl into bed to await the arrival of the SpaceX ship that’ll whisk him off to a new planet. 

“So not only will some faceless corporation know that you binge-watch Is It Cake?, they’ll also weaponize that information against you.”

“artificial attempt at garnering interest"

Give it a year before his next special, “Pull Yo Pants UP!”

Because that would mildly inconvenience the rich cunt.

When Alexander saw the breadth of his domains he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.

Preach on!!! Big clapping from Sessler was on point. Give her the mic, it’s hers to drop. 

I want to see the venn diagram of people who are mad this host isn’t hot enough for them and people who are mad at boobie streamers for being too hot.

Right?  People telling on themselves with their whole chests on there.

Maybe she had a dog named Indiana?

I still hate G4 for killing TechTV.

None of that power on screen came for free, none of it. 

Good on her for tearing into a long-growing cancer on the G4 fanbase.

If you went on CarGurus and sorted by “lowest price first” — a sea of white Malibus would pop up (after you sorted through the Sparks and Miarages).

Stop trying to make “diesel” happen. It’s not going to happen.

Ackshually, a botched DIY project starts with the person going “hey, I can probably do that myself.” If someone is blaming a Home depot employee about their diy-gone-wrong, then they probably had no idea what they were doing in the first place.

My statement above was meant to be ironic, but I do fear that the whole scheme will stick around in some form or another well into the future, even if just to rear its ugly head a few times a year with rolling development announcements.

Also, I was quoting people like this whose sales pitch is basically “get used to…

I’m like 90% sure this was started by conservative incels... which seems like relevant information to include.

Better Headline: Butthurt Bikers Bash Bar

Rocko is a wallaby, not a dog!