That’s a lot of text for “I’m an entitled jackass who missed the point entirely” lmaooooo

“Tell me how you’re a Nazi...without actually saying you’re a Nazi” for $200, Alex.

You can take a stab at him too, right through his heart. Because he's a Nazi.

there’s a joke to be made here about how first party nintendo games never go on sale, but this is ridiculous

“On this episode of Fat white man says something stupid” 

Yeah the most “dick talk” I’ve experienced in my 40 years on this earth was probably joking around in high school about how big our dicks are. I literally have never had a serious conversation with my guy friends about anything to do with our dicks or penile health in general.*

Born and bred Washingtonian here. Outside of King county (home of Seattle) and Pierce county (home of Tacoma), Washington’s hinterlands are just as rabidly racist and red as any other state. It is all a city vs. rural numbers game. None of this surprises me, despite Spokane being somewhat bluer than its neighboring…

hot tub dime machine.

Came here to say exactly this! I was at first thinking I heard him wrong, then I was like: oh. Hearing him talk about Black hair like he has some, coming out in his Brit accented uber-white and bespectacled face was GOLD.

It takes real talent to be able to stretch an entire post out of a one sentence answer:What to do if you get a bad trade in offer? Say no. 

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Yeah the jokey dementia shit isn’t cute. I didn’t find it funny and I’m not sure why anyone at The Root did. And you’re exactly right that it deprioritizes VP Harris, but The Root never prioritized her to begin with, so no surprise by this mess. Just SOP here.

I do like Stephen humor and I’m a pretty grim guy myself, but I totally agree it’s not called for in any light.

This piece would’ve been a lot better if it hadn’t been kicked off with ageism. I know you think it’s cute but it’s still bigotry. Just because someone is old doesn’t mean they are senile.

President Joe Biden is old.

Exactly the problem. I don’t begrudge the family the settlement, but I *DO* wish it came out of the coffers of the people and organizations protecting the bad officers who cause all these problems in the first place. THEY are the ones who should be feeling this pain, not the average tax payer who, at best, had nothing…

Telling people alternate lines isn’t all that helpful. You find “Are you excited?” to be intrusive, but not “How are you feeling?” and blanket advise people to ask the latter. But I’ve known pregnant women who HATE “How are you feeling?” I’ve been told forever to never, EVER ask “Is there anything I can do?” because…

You should delete your account over this truly horrendous take.

From Software made Armored Core: Nine Breaker.