Reminds me of the last fight I got in. This guy at a bar was looking at me. So I said, “What the fuck you looking at asshole?” He looks at me and says, “Nothing.” I stood up. “Damn right, you better not be.” This guy had no business fucking with a guy like me, so I said, “ You have no business fucking with a guy like…

Leaving the chipped wood on the surface is the best thing you can do with it. If you backfill the hole with chips, nothing will grow there. You may as well have left the stump. Wood needs full exposure to the air to decompose. When you bury it, the wood fungus “robs” nitrogen from the soil to try and rot the wood.…

Alternative title: New York Millennial amazed by common outdoor machinery.

Can someone please buy Bernie Sanders a Chromecast and show him how to project stuff from his phone onto a screen like normal folks in the 21st century?

Had Elizabeth run I could have cast a vote for a nationalist, a populist, a thoughtful and honorable person who carries with her no sense of superiority or pretension. She is noble in her actions and usually in her words. Hell, she wrote a personal finance book that is still working its way through my mind.

Cuomo has a counterpart in IL in Rahm Emanuel. Both are assholes and need to be replaced with better progressive democrats in their next elections.

nope democrat pretty much covers it

Democrats like these are why I stopped voting since the last election and haven’t looked back.

It doesn’t get trashier than the Kardashians and anyone associated with them, including Blac Chyna.

The eel might have been satisfied just mutilating the octopus, chomping off (part of) a tentacle and then letting the ‘pus off the hook to re-grow the missing bit. Or maybe the eel got a nip from its lunch’s rather vicious beak and decided it was best to let go.

Only $69.88 at Harbor Freight with a coupon

So you “believe” it’s still open, therefore Obama was probably just conning us? And therefore both sides are basically the same? This kind of anti-factual reasoning is what gave us this national nightmare.

sarcastic?

Welp, I’ll do my part. Never thought I’d be subscribing to PewDiePie, but it’s for a good cause.

Absolutely correct. The operators were told not to let the reactor run below 700MW because at low powers the accumulation of neutron-absorbing fission products causes irregular power production. But at the start of the test, they allowed the reactor to fall to less than 500MW and then made things worse by putting the…

The Gawker award was excessive and likely would not have stood up on appeal had they not settled, but having a snippet of your sex tape published on the internet seems like a pretty harrowing experience to me. There is a lot that is enraging about how Gawker was destroyed by a vengeful billionaire, but it doesn’t…

Black president

Don’t like being sniped with a shotgun

Not too late for me to have fun with it. And not too late for the servers to be empty in a way that’d ruin multiplayer.