All this asinine fixation on the Jones act on this site the last 24 hours shows you guys have next to zero experience or exposure to this sort of thing. Long story short, Jones act has fuck-all to do with relief efforts (despite what that awful and loaded article posted earlier states)

It was a joke

you’re really bending over backwards for some excuses.

Dear Lifehacker,

Let’s be real. This wouldn’t be a problem if the Dreamers knew their place, and just worked the jobs that no one wants, like their parents. That’s the problem people have. It’s that these kids, now adults, want more in life than just being the help, and they’re not quite about it.

Are you incapable of cussing so much? Seriously get a hold of yourself buddy.

“Not everyone who is here ‘illegally’ broke the law, such as people I know; for instance”

And that right there, folks, is the highest foul pop off a pitcher’s head caught for an out in the Statcast Era.

Fuck GTA Online’s economy.

It does pay...in spades. Everyone should strive for excellence, that’s not a “white” value it’s a human value. Speaking properly without give-away intonations, expressions and speech patterns which allow people to automatically discriminate against you before they even see you is important. It will certainly get you…

Civil War wasn’t about slavery, it was about keeping the union together. Yes they rebelled due to the (incorrent) assumption the government was going to take the slaves away, but ultimately slaves we just a resource to the north. Fun fact: Republican wanted all mean free, democrats wanted slavery to stay. Oh how times…

Uh, 4chan?

Lets say I hypothetically want to locate these new leaked pictures, for science. Where could I find them?

Please name any other weapon system in the history of warfare that has done the following:

something something politics something something stick to video games

I’m confident that you are. You’re reviewing RAV4's and parroting the opinions of Huffington Post. Excellent ad and SEO strategy, I’ll give you that. It doesn’t make for good journalism but money makes the world go round so I understand and respect it. I’ll just take my personal clicks elsewhere. I’d think you’d be a…

It seems like Jalopnik has become an echo chamber for political views that ignore both sides of an argument and agree with whatever MSNBC said this morning. I liked it more when it was about cars. I’ll take my clicks elsewhere so someone else can make their fractions of a penny on my viewership.

What Muslim ban? Muslims from Italy, Germany, etc. can still enter the country.

Donald Trump LOL your funny little kid

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