I wish I could find a metaphor for how little Johnny Football changed before/after rehab...

I don’t have any friends. Stop making assumptions, dipshit.

Wu Ke mistake.

This is the most underrated movie of all time. I have seen the “hello, real cops?” and “fully loaded with dead hookers!” scenes dozens of times, and I still laugh. I’m a teacher, and anytime we have a long field trip, I bring that movie to play on the bus ride.

I liked him better when he was trying to get his revenge-for-hire startup off the ground.