Can someone please explain to me what the apology would be? Sorry we expect you to protect all Americans? Sorry we hear the words you say and see the actions you take and find them potentially indicative of the person you are?

Step 1. Go on Twitter and whine about the mean theater people.

Well, to be fair, a Republican asking for the theatre to be a safe space does kinda make sense. Their history with the medium is a bit wobbly.

youre thirty-great.

That imperative “APOLOGIZE!” and the end of Drumpf’s tweet just makes me want to scream: “FUCK YOU YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!” then slam the door to my bedroom.

Can we get a Trump “TRIGGERED” picture up in this piece?

It really makes you appreciate the situation we’re in when you’re actually hoping for Mitt Romney.

POTUS is everything gracious and good. I can’t wait to see what fresh hell private citizen Obama unleashes on this shit show, come Jan 21.

Ok. I was paying you a compliment on your typing skill, and you took it as a chance to throw a snide little shot my way. Cool

I’m not talking about the racists, unless you think every poor white person in America is one. And if that’s true, we have bigger problems.

I would argue America’s manufacturing base hasn’t been great since before Reagan.

Obama knew the Republicans were trying to fuck him, and he still tried to compromise instead of going to the American people and telling them the truth: They care about winning brownie points more than about you.

WHY NOT BOTH? Why does it have to be a zero-sum game?

Reducing every Trump voter to the average does both you and them a disservice. The concept of the “average” anything is only a small part of the whole picture. A lot of them are arseholes, sure. But that doesn’t give you an excuse to ignore all the non-aresholes, or those who are instinctively behaving like arseholes…

Here is the response I gave to friends and family who supported Trump, people I loved and who loved their little bi-racial grandbaby or uncle.

“. . . in order or Trump to become Supreme Ruler and stay that way he is going to have to take everyone’s guns away.”

You can have a bunch of hipsters who wanted to live in New York move into your neighborhood or you can have President Trump.

Here’s my elegant solution: all the hipsters moving to New York, driving rent increases and gentrification, should instead move to Detroit, where they can soak up excess housing capacity and either do the starving artist thing or blog remotely. Then during every couple of years they could help the state vote…

I wouldn’t call it soul searching. When an election is this close, you have to analyze what went wrong and work to make sure it doesn’t happen again.

We can throw blame around until the end of time, or we can focus and neuter that sack of rancid pigeon meat in two years and then get it out of the White House in four.