i was gonna comment about how i feel bad for the game somehow, but yea i guess the community is really the folks to feel for - they have enough passion to get the dev’s attention about this event, but the dev doesn’t care enough to collaborate some other other cool events on their own? slash the price? do a sale? up…

The first Jedi formed the Order after getting sicked of being friendzoned constantly.

As I near 32 I can’t fathom spending time with a 19 year old

Lol what the fuck... ‘false advertisement’. Admit it, you didn’t like this episode because he shat on your favorite franchise.

I am all for that. Glasses are sexy and a little kinky.

It totally weirds me out that I actually miss Mittens Romney. I’m not even kidding around. I seriously miss that guy right about now. Not a huge fan of him or his politics, but compared to Trump... jesus, I’d pay some serious money and blow a whole lot of people to make him the president-elect at this point. …

nobody buys a FF game if they’re not already a fan. it really doesn’t matter what Conan says.

I don’t think Square Enix is gonna be too pleased after advertising this segment on social media all day.

That’s the biggest thing I’m worried about with this game. An overstuffed, convoluted, long slog with an overly complicated plot.

I think JRPGs are hard to justify playing over the age of, oh, 23 at the oldest? They don’t respect your time at all and they’re all composed of the same tropes. A hard sell if you’re not already a fan of the genre.

yep... that seems EXACTLY what this game is going for with the fishing, driving, overly done animations and a shiny gloss to everything. This is what happens when you dont know what you want to make and do it for 10 years.

One of the great indignities this week has been watching all of these once-thought-dead conservative assholes rise from the grave.

This one right? *Shudder*

She is. I’m mad at everyone rn.

I’d like to see a role reversal and a man falling in love with a female version of the Beast. Never happen.

Also, he wears his ugly soul on his face. Actually, they all do. But Ivanka hid hers with plastic surgery.

Right? He just looks so sickly and pale. I would never tell anyone to get one of those ridiculous spray tans, but damn. Walk outside for good 10 minutes a day at least.

Awesome.

It’s still too close to the election for me to be mature so this makes me laugh too.

Daddy Trump wants his kids and son-in-law to get top security clearance. This is NOT a joke. They’re gonna run America like a Mob family business. I wonder how long it will be before they try to get clearance for Alex Jones.