‘The Coldest Winds of Washington. Sad.’ is on track to be a very unfortunate bestseller.

Breitbart gets a chair in the White House the same year that Gawker has its throat slit by a thin-skinned billionaire advisor to the Cheeto Elect.

They only made Reince CoS because they couldn’t actually give the job to Bannon outright. He will still have veto power over Reince and otherwise give him his marching orders. Otherwise, why is Bannon even there? Anyway, their “adult” is answering to children. Really fucking mean and stupid ones.

I’m totally applying for a job in the White House. Why not? Not like those assholes know who to hire anyways?

Weird thought I just had... won’t this actually hurt Breitbart? Who’s left for them to be angry with when this all goes to hell?

Breitbart? What is that? My resident internet hangout wordfilters it to dumbfucks.com

Donald doesn’t drink

What’s the over/under on how many russian spies end up in the white house staff?

It’s only a matter of time before NYT, WP, etc start getting banned from the white house press room. Just wait.

Who’d have thought that a “news” outlet that thinks lizard people are running the Federal government might not grasp the workings of the Executive branch

We can laugh at this but they have no idea who to hire or how to hire them.
I don’t know what kind of vetting the CIA and FBI do of new hires, but I’m hoping it’s thorough on whoever Bannon recommends. 

I agree. This seems impossible. I mean, I knew that. It just seems like a thing that anybody with a moderate interest in politics would know. Why didn’t Kellyanne Conway know that? It just seems impossible. Yet there it is.

“ Trump’s team had (as of Wednesday) literally no pages”

We are in a position such that when they put in Reince as Chief Of Staff, I think I actually breathed a sigh of relief as there would be a goddamn adult (albeit one I have no time for) in the room.

Breitbart are in the goddamn White House.

Advisor: The President faithfully executes

“OK people, step one is get that statue of Jay Z out of here. He said a lot of nasty things about me.”

I’m a fundraiser for a nonprofit. It takes almost zero effort to do this, and doesn’t delay the money going to work immediately. And an honorarium is a lovely way to show someone you care! :)

This man’s going to get us all killed, isn’t he?

Apart from all the other things wrong with it, this shows how little Trump thinks about his alleged beliefs. (I don’t think he actually cares about abortion, beyond knowing he has to say he opposes it to run as a republican. For one thing, he’s mentioned asking Marla Maples if she wanted to “do something” about the…