Isn’t this sexual assault as well?

There’s actually a fairly realistic reason for why the UNSA is in conflict with the SDF. To dismiss it as “nonsense” is extremely unfair to the writers, who did an excellent job establishing a background for the rivalry between Earth and Mars’ governing forces before it balloons out into the war seen in the game…

Call me crazy, but I still think IW is a really good game. I have tons of fun with it. Campaign is FAR better than BO3 by a long shot. I also love COD4: MW when I want to take it a bit more relaxing.

Brad Pitt was a stoner when she married him.

Haven’t you heard? This is Overwatchtaku. If its not made by blizzard it basically doesn’t matter.

This is yet another series where I wish Valve could count to 3.

National Geographic is alpha as fuck, it’s not some beta cuck outfit like BBC’s Planet Earth.

SERIOUSLY. Like, you’re on the cucker’s side, NatGeo?

Both lived, but one’s ability to believe in love died.

Those eggs are gonna hatch Asian or some shit and new guy is gonna be asking himself why he’s even surprised.

That female penguin’s name?

“He makes one last plea to the female... but she has no time for losers.” Brutal stuff from the narrative team.

Bum Fights but with animals!

That humiliating hop over the branch at the end...smh

And people say Reno isn’t classy.

This is some bullshit. It’ll happen to you, too, Homewrecker Penguin. They never change...

He stood there all winter with her eggs on his feet and this is how she repays him?

Looking forward to the follow-up where the dad penguin refuses to look Jeff in the eye while picking up the kids for a movie and some Applebee’s

She might have got the house but at least you ain’t payin alimony penguin

BEAT-UP PENGUIN: Can you believe his shit?