Yes, at first glance his face reminds me of the guy he played on Veep. If you don’t like my phrasing, you can throw your nuts in the microwave.

Careful there, edgy. Don’t cut yourself.

Great, now they’ll put all their energy into devising another disastrous land campaign in Southeast Asia

Yeah I’m really not getting the anger over this. Seems like fuck marry kill or some other stupid game to me.

The Harvard President will be introducing new behavioral guidelines recommended by her Chief of Staff Mephistopheles. She does so with good intentions and does not anticipate any unforeseen circumstances.

Come on. That’s elementary school shit. Except back then we used the word “cute” and thought dating meant holding hands and talking about popular cartoons.

It’s not shitty, but quote normal. And developmentally appropriate. What planet do you inhabit boys don’t talk about girls?

Since they’re being punished I have a feeling they’re on scholarship like a lot of athletes. I doubt Harvard would punish paying customers.

Right. Was this offensive and stupid and immature and bad? Yes, all of the above. But this was also the private conversation among a bunch of teenage boys. There’s been no reporting that they acted on any of this or actually did anything. At worst it looks like what we have here is a bunch of douchey bros making…

“This document attempts to pit us against one another, as if the judgment of a few men is sufficient to determine our worth.”

so let me get this straight, you’ll publish the duke “fuck list” which completely humiliated and degraded male athletes, but when you have access to the harvard “sexual scouting report” all of a sudden it’s time to protect the innocent. can you explain that? oh, you can’t? oh, gawker was sued into bankruptcy. ohhhhh,…

I’m sure it’s well known by now that a Boston 10 is roughly an L.A. 7.

Well you’re off to a fun start at least, unless you got some soap in your urethra.

Ha ha ha ha! I’m convinced whoever came up with these “hacks” not only does not have a penis but is just trying to mess with people who do. There’s no other explanation.

There are a million reasons why this can happen, and anxiety and stress are definitely on the list. There is nothing wrong with either of you.

I have a sex manual which suggests filling a pint glass with minced beef (hamburger) and fucking it. Buzzfeed aren’t even trying.

This reminds me of a guy in college who told me the most lifelike pussy masturbation aid was warmed liver wrapped in carpet.

Fuck any form of masturbation that requires a condom.

I fuck my bars of soap bareback. #yolo

I thought everyone did this. What exactly does the expression “get on one’s soapbox” mean, then?