You’re spoiling the post-credits scene from the inevitable Turner D. Century film!

Hardly a new trend. Remember when Real Genius, My Science Project, Weird Science, and (on TV) Misfits of Science all came out in 1985? Or Vice Versa, Big, and 18 Again in 1988? Or Deepstar Six, The Abyss, and Leviathan in ‘89?
Those are just off the top of my head.

He has a SINGLE tattoo that we can see and he’s “Jokerfied.” You know your takes are lame when people on Twitter of all places complain that a joke is done to death. 

I’d love to see a new Frankenstein movie, but I’m not liking this trend of “X. We haven’t seen that in a while. Let’s make 12 of them at once!”

Hearing him on the occasional commercial doesn’t count as listening.

I love Garner. I am ambivalent about the Surfer. I am also not sure they really need to be dragging yet MORE fucking Marvel nonsense into this attempted reboot of a reboot of a title. FFS, can we just get an establishment movie made and not synergy blast all over the fucking thing?

I know! Who but Guitar Center tech dorks ever listened to Joe Satriani?

I miss everyone’s avatars. I like my tomato sandwich.

How long was the interview going to be that Bill couldn’t handle not being high for? I like smoking weed, too.....but I don’t need to be high 24 hours a day.       

Look. I know we’re suppose to be a civilized, polite society and have rules for assault and all that. But Bill Maher really is the type of person that should be punched in the face more often for his douchebag behavior.

I remember another famous review on another media site.  It was 2011 and we hadn’t yet known about that sweet laurel canyon sound. 

Maher finds new ways to be a dick every day, clearly.

AI is what happens when you couple Google with MS Word for predictive text. It’s a search engine, and not a good one: it’s Bing on weed, and not the good weed. It’s Bing on consecutive day fifteen of smoking some shitty ditch weed its buddy Dogpile sold it for two beers and a bro job, and you’re expecting this strung…

Legit all I want is a block function, like in the disqus days.

Do people really believe that corporations, when faced with paying a human or using AI, will choose to continue paying wages when there’s a free option?

Are they gonna make AVC subscription-based like they did with Jezebel and Splinter? Because 1) If Teti or O’Neal or whoever had asked for readers to do that back during the site’s glory days to avoid being bought out by Univision in the first place, I would have gladly said yes, but not for this husk and disemboweled v…

By the way, the AV Club’s new overlords at Paste had some nice things to say about the AV Club’s comment section.

I fear it’s a short-lived victory. With Paste buying AV Club, they’re going to do the same pay-to-comment scheme that they did with Jezebel, I fear. It’s a shame. I’ve liked being part of the discussions here, but the quality of writing for Jezebel and AV Club doesn’t justify a subscription fee. Maybe 10 years ago it…

I can’t wait for Gen Z to not be sufficiently satisfied with her comments, despite her not overlapping with the Dan Schneider era by about a decade.

I think Clarissa was before Dan Schneider’s time? It seemed like the most messed up stuff was all related to him and his buddies