Agreed, I always thought the Clerks 2 hate was overblown. It’s a solid dumb comedy with a heart, and that’s all I want from Kevin Smith. (I thought Tusk was hilarious though, so what do I know, lol)

With ICP and Clown now having spoken out, any other killer clown personas in music that can chime in? (or any in general? I’m racking my brain and can’t think of any, save for ICP affiliated acts)

Thanks for this, I always feel like I’m encouraging slideshow articles by giving them their clicks, but I’ll just start doing that whenever one piques my interest enough. Listicles I can live with, slideshows are just transparently awful in every way.

I actually kind of do, but I’d prefer a good doc about it over a re-enactment. 

Exactly what I was thinking, not a knock against Ryan Reynolds, but he’s no everyman. Jim Carrey by comparison had the ability to pull that sort of role off. He’s no everyman either, but he could turn himself into a pretty convincing one. Ryan Reynolds, as much as I like him, is *always* Hollywood Heartthrob Ryan…

At least he doesn’t have “WEALTHY” tattooed on his forehead. 

Meanwhile, Tom Green’s emotional musical masterwork “The Bum Bum Song” sits at a mere million. Sad times... sad, sad times.

I was one of those young men who thought he had singing talent and learned the hard way that I very much did not, haha. Thankfully I learned from it and began taking lessons years later, but it showed me how easily we can delude ourselves into thinking that we don’t need practice or instruction to build a talent, that…

That’s pretty much how I feel about it: Nu metal was largely a mistake, but bands like Korn and even Coal Chamber still get plenty of rotation on my playlists. Like disco, there’s gold in them thar hills of shit.

This had better lead to Fred Durst recording a heartfelt indie folk version of Rollin’. 

I usually don’t, but I buy it when it comes to Hereditary. The whole cast does so good at portraying complete emotional wreckage that it had to leave some sort of scar.

Holy shit... RIP. :’(

‘Carceration Rules Everything Around Martin. 

Agreed. The reboot wasn’t what I was looking for, but I came away having had a ton of fun with it anyway. 

Every time a streaming service talks about offering games, it just makes me wish GameTap were still around. 

Discount it by about 3 billion, and I’m in.

I for one sought a refund after the Goosebumps movie turned out so enjoyable, I came to laugh AT, not WITH, dammit!

The relentless shoehorned pop culture references sound pretty on-brand for an RL Stine joint, at least. (insert The AV Club meme here)

It’s good that you’ve never been in a position where your desperation for relief trumps your better judgment, but I don’t think shitting on those who have accomplishes much. 

I refuse to upgrade until they release a remastered edition of Windows 3.11.