I always seemed to know how to pick ‘em when it came to bad portable gaming in the 90s. I had a regular Game Boy, but it shared a room with the R Zone (the actual headstrap version, no less), the Virtual Boy (ten bucks at the mall, less than a year after launch!), the Game.com, and way too many “normal” Tiger LCD…

This article might as well be AI generated for how much sense it makes to me (not the writing, the subject matter), but I can at least relate to the habit of compulsively saying stream-of-consciousness nonsense to fill silence. So... there’s that? 

Seriously, maybe if it were some hipster-y modded out vape instead of a cheap pen we could get some laughs out of that, but even then... dude’s literally a walking joke, you don’t have to dig this deep to find stuff to laugh at him for.

Oh goddammit, you know what I mean, haha. 

Same, I embrace the beige nerdiness of the old PC stereotypes, I’m not trying to make a statement with my computer. (and John Hodgman outcools Justin Long any day of the week, even if I had no idea who Hodgman was when those ads ran)

I’m an oddball in that I don’t associate Yaphet Kotto with Alien, I associate him with explaining how to use 3D glasses to fight a dream demon. That may not have been his, uhh, most iconic role (even just counting horror-adjacent stuff) but it was so ludicrous and he was so game for it that I immediately liked him. 

The Cats butthole cut wouldn’t have disappointed...

Shit, I’d kill for 25k a year alone at this point, I’d be happy just being able to see the poverty line without binoculars, let alone clearing the hump. (I doubt there are many teens reading AVC comments, but if there are, FFS, don’t drop out of high school if you can help it, I’m almost 35 and still paying for that…

I can say this much: When I’m going through a brutal bipolar brain battering (which happens quite often, thanks rapid cycling :/), I’m never more thankful for anything as much as I am the near-instant relief of weed. As far as smoking for fun, that too can be a godsend for certain chemistry types like mine, since I…

Meanwhile, Chip tha Ripper is just waiting for the perfect time to cash in on his Chevrolet movie the-ater.

Finally, the perfect cast for the inevitable remake of MAD Magazine’s hit film, Up The Academy!

If I were part of some sort of two-man collective of neurodivergent jesters, I’d wear these on stage. I’m not though, so... phew?

Yeah, his stuff has been pretty good again recently, but he absolutely slammed it out of the park with 11.22.63. It’s shockingly re-readable for its length, the concept is simple but clever and well-realized, it lets King masturbate over the 50s without it sticking out, and the ending didn’t make me question why I’m…

Here’s my weird variation... what a crazy bug, haha. (and the image isn’t showing... dammit Kinja)
(and now my edits are weird. Never mind, lol)

“Ms. Jackson” was my first taste of Outkast, and I knew immediately that I was hearing something special. My tastes in the genre were pretty surface level at the time (I knew about some amazing rappers thanks to Rap Attack cassettes and even the Street Fighter movie soundtrack of all things, but those cuts and various…

You just know Leto was thinking “Good luck, internet, try to make fun of THIS!” while posing. Either that or he was fuming that they wouldn’t let him scrawl “SACRILEGE” on the robe in his own feces. 

I feel like we’re less than five unnecessary Disney villain origin stories away from following the lives and motivations of the bugs that eventually become Oogie Boogie.

I have terrible shutdown habits (I basically only reboot/shut down when performance dips or I need to for a thing I’m doing), but it really is amazing how many issues can be solved by the most basic troubleshooting step in the book. 

Dumb question, but is there a filter or plugin to cut certain tagged posts on Kinja sites? Not a huge deal, just really trying to avoid the V-Day shit this year.

Damn, I never knew about the shotgun thing... I should have known he had some dirt, but I jumped on the “pride of PA” bandwagon for him championing causes I find important and giving zero fucks about antagonizing the GOP. Another bookmark in the lesson to never put faith in a politician.