The Cats butthole cut wouldn’t have disappointed...

Shit, I’d kill for 25k a year alone at this point, I’d be happy just being able to see the poverty line without binoculars, let alone clearing the hump. (I doubt there are many teens reading AVC comments, but if there are, FFS, don’t drop out of high school if you can help it, I’m almost 35 and still paying for that…

I can say this much: When I’m going through a brutal bipolar brain battering (which happens quite often, thanks rapid cycling :/), I’m never more thankful for anything as much as I am the near-instant relief of weed. As far as smoking for fun, that too can be a godsend for certain chemistry types like mine, since I…

Meanwhile, Chip tha Ripper is just waiting for the perfect time to cash in on his Chevrolet movie the-ater.

Finally, the perfect cast for the inevitable remake of MAD Magazine’s hit film, Up The Academy!

If I were part of some sort of two-man collective of neurodivergent jesters, I’d wear these on stage. I’m not though, so... phew?

Yeah, his stuff has been pretty good again recently, but he absolutely slammed it out of the park with 11.22.63. It’s shockingly re-readable for its length, the concept is simple but clever and well-realized, it lets King masturbate over the 50s without it sticking out, and the ending didn’t make me question why I’m…

Here’s my weird variation... what a crazy bug, haha. (and the image isn’t showing... dammit Kinja)
(and now my edits are weird. Never mind, lol)

“Ms. Jackson” was my first taste of Outkast, and I knew immediately that I was hearing something special. My tastes in the genre were pretty surface level at the time (I knew about some amazing rappers thanks to Rap Attack cassettes and even the Street Fighter movie soundtrack of all things, but those cuts and various…

You just know Leto was thinking “Good luck, internet, try to make fun of THIS!” while posing. Either that or he was fuming that they wouldn’t let him scrawl “SACRILEGE” on the robe in his own feces. 

I feel like we’re less than five unnecessary Disney villain origin stories away from following the lives and motivations of the bugs that eventually become Oogie Boogie.

I have terrible shutdown habits (I basically only reboot/shut down when performance dips or I need to for a thing I’m doing), but it really is amazing how many issues can be solved by the most basic troubleshooting step in the book. 

Yeah, I feel like every pet I’ve had save for fish was better at telling time than I am, haha. Granted, they might just understand routines as opposed to time per se, but I don’t think those perceptions are entirely unrelated to each other either.

Dumb question, but is there a filter or plugin to cut certain tagged posts on Kinja sites? Not a huge deal, just really trying to avoid the V-Day shit this year.

Damn, I never knew about the shotgun thing... I should have known he had some dirt, but I jumped on the “pride of PA” bandwagon for him championing causes I find important and giving zero fucks about antagonizing the GOP. Another bookmark in the lesson to never put faith in a politician.

I’m a huge Buffy fan, I love Cabin In The Woods, etc. etc., but the sooner Whedon is shunned from the industry, the better.

I now have to rethink what I want done with my bones. I’m leaning toward xylophone, but if they mess up and make one rib play two distinct notes like some kind of *scoff* magic xylophone, I won’t be able to fire them for their blunder.

4 hours long AND Leto’s back (even if just for a scene or two, it sounds like)? Not exactly selling me on this, Snyder.

Probably not. For one, I’m already committed to sticking with the horror film theme I started with my first (and still only) tattoo, and while I love video games and they’re a big part of my life, I can’t deny that my addiction to them has done major damage to my adult life that I’m just starting to undo at 34. Having…

I still don’t know who this is for. I love Borderlands, but the storyline is mildly interesting at best and utterly agonizing at its worst. Even the casting feels strange, like “Do they look vaguely like a character in Borderlands?” and “Do they sell tickets?” were the only conditions.