While I’m inclined to believe a black actor calling out shitty behavior, can’t he at least elaborate just a little? What is anybody supposed to do with any of this? 

The general plot and details, sure. But there’s no way that someone who famously revises her characters’ details and motivations on a whim stuck to even those very closely, and it shows. Admittedly, that can also be attributed to inexperienced writing, but some of the plot points feel very “first draft” compared to…

As much as I enjoy the series, and I really do despite everything, it was so painfully obvious that she was winging it the whole time and had absolutely no idea where the story or characters would go at any given point, meanwhile patting herself on the back for every allegory she came up with. 

I dunno, I went to their Twitter and found nothing but faith in nothing.

We’ve milked this one for all it’s worth, so I propose that Friday the 13th is an Arbor Day movie.

I got out of writing reviews because I wasn’t really enjoying making gaming a job, but damned if I can turn this down, even if I do think that 50 hours with a console is more deserving of an impressions piece than a review. 

That is bizarre and I love it. Always enjoy seeing stuff like this crop up. Makes me wonder how many dev kits are still floating around with unknown treasure like this. 

OH! This kid right heah is goin’ places! 

Man, CD Projekt is just going all in on blowing up their reputation, huh? 

Same reason why Kane Hodder (heh, didn’t make any connection there until now) was such an amazing Jason. Dude could do more with a head tilt than some seasoned actors can do with an entire monologue. 

I was so excited for Miss Anthropocene, but same. I’ve just had my fill of Grimes for a while. Ah well, I’ll listen to and probably love it eventually. 

I’d argue that Delta 8 THC is surprisingly good for a legal high, as it’s basically just diet weed. All the fun of the illegal stuff, just doesn’t last as long or hit quite as hard unless you go ham with it. (kinda like concentrates after building a tolerance)

I hope Sassy Justice becomes a regular thing, it’s funnier than South Park has been these past few years, and I missed Peter Serafinowicz after The Tick got cancelled.

“And no one has fought harder to get rid of assault weapons than me, me.”

I sadly already know the answer deep down, but did he grow and change from his experience in any way?

At this point, I fully expect all lines between everyday life and the On Cinema universe to blur completely. I’m still not convinced that the past four years haven’t been an extended and all-encompassing On Cinema ARG.

Finally, the chances of a Sister Act/Nuns On The Run crossover have risen!

One could argue that Insane Clown Posse have been chaining albums together longer than anyone, but I really don’t want to be the person arguing for that.

Ugh, I hate having something in common with Piers Morgan, being someone who also wasn’t the pigeon lady in Home Alone 2. 

At this point, the rollercoaster would be announced, teased, and heavily worked on (probably) right before Konami says “fuck rollercoasters, we can’t turn those into pachinko machines!” and axes it.