I dunno, I went to their Twitter and found nothing but faith in nothing.

We’ve milked this one for all it’s worth, so I propose that Friday the 13th is an Arbor Day movie.

I got out of writing reviews because I wasn’t really enjoying making gaming a job, but damned if I can turn this down, even if I do think that 50 hours with a console is more deserving of an impressions piece than a review. 

That is bizarre and I love it. Always enjoy seeing stuff like this crop up. Makes me wonder how many dev kits are still floating around with unknown treasure like this. 

OH! This kid right heah is goin’ places! 

Man, CD Projekt is just going all in on blowing up their reputation, huh? 

Same reason why Kane Hodder (heh, didn’t make any connection there until now) was such an amazing Jason. Dude could do more with a head tilt than some seasoned actors can do with an entire monologue. 

I was so excited for Miss Anthropocene, but same. I’ve just had my fill of Grimes for a while. Ah well, I’ll listen to and probably love it eventually. 

I’d argue that Delta 8 THC is surprisingly good for a legal high, as it’s basically just diet weed. All the fun of the illegal stuff, just doesn’t last as long or hit quite as hard unless you go ham with it. (kinda like concentrates after building a tolerance)

I hope Sassy Justice becomes a regular thing, it’s funnier than South Park has been these past few years, and I missed Peter Serafinowicz after The Tick got cancelled.

“And no one has fought harder to get rid of assault weapons than me, me.”

I sadly already know the answer deep down, but did he grow and change from his experience in any way?

Oh yeah, I was a diehard keyboard-only player all the way up to Quake 2 or Unreal (I forget which) when I finally had to make the switch. I’ll tell ya, Quake 1 was a revelation when I replayed it using WASD+M, haha. 

So... obviously whoever buys this is obligated to rebuild the cord and use the mouse to play Doom, right? 

At this point, I fully expect all lines between everyday life and the On Cinema universe to blur completely. I’m still not convinced that the past four years haven’t been an extended and all-encompassing On Cinema ARG.

Finally, the chances of a Sister Act/Nuns On The Run crossover have risen!

One could argue that Insane Clown Posse have been chaining albums together longer than anyone, but I really don’t want to be the person arguing for that.

Ugh, I hate having something in common with Piers Morgan, being someone who also wasn’t the pigeon lady in Home Alone 2. 

At this point, the rollercoaster would be announced, teased, and heavily worked on (probably) right before Konami says “fuck rollercoasters, we can’t turn those into pachinko machines!” and axes it.

Hopefully people’s expectations haven’t gotten too overblown (what am I saying? This is the internet). This sounds from all accounts like another good game that will get buried under its own hype and tumultuous development by people who (perhaps rightfully?) expected a total gamechanger.