Nothing past Ultraviolence has grabbed me yet, but I’m hoping this will. I *really* like LDR at her best (not as much as Pitchfork apparently does, but yeah), but everything I’ve heard past UV has just not done it for me at all. 

Bloody-Disgusting seems to be saying much the same, which is unfortunate given how hard they championed Part 1. Still going in with high hopes, though, as a lot of the criticisms I’ve read seem to also apply to the first movie (which I loved).

I’d recommend getting a Famiclone handheld for your needs. Having a bunch of NES games in a Game Boy like shell is a great investment. 

Welp, I’m in. Against all odds, this looks fantastic. I’m a sucker for fresh takes on The Joker (hush, Leto, I didn’t say “fresh takes on ripping off 2003-era Marilyn Manson”), but I was extremely skeptical about this one.

It’s true! I did 7 weeds once and died. Don’t mess with the reefer needles! They are the branding irons... of hell!

Can’t believe it took games this long to catch up to Postal 2.

You Fishheads always gotta chime in, dotcha? H.H. Holmes runs these streets!

Packaged in such a way that you have to cut it open and stab it in the heart, then retrieve the discs from the mountain of foam?

Impossible! Nothing could ever be worse than that weird-ass Ke$ha sequence they did that one time. So. Awful. 

Only ssssiiicccckkkkkk? I won’t settle for less than mad gnar-gnar, please and thank you. If Batman isn’t doing a 900 on his Batboard while Reel Big Fish plays, I want nothing to do with it.  

I always hated Blink, but mostly because of the vocals moreso than the content. Might give this a try. 

This is some middle school shit right here. I mean, it’s nothing new that Trump and Co. are perpetual children, but holy shit. 

Had a feeling they were hurting. I don’t sub myself, but every time Ashens does a video on Loot Crate, you can see the quality of each box get worse. The last couple basically screamed “We have no money left!”. 

Come now, this is the 21st century! Jaz drive or nothing!

Same, never heard this. Now, despite being Italian I look German (to the point where I rarely identify to anyone as Italian because it’s not worth the side-eyes and explanations), so I’ve never had any anti-Italian slurs aimed at me, but I can’t imagine any world where Fredo is on par with Wop, and certainly not with…

I was mistaken by a journalist over the phone for a founder of a famous revolutionary organization once, which was amusing, given the nature of said organization vs. my own melanin count.

I love that one! I miss King’s bizarre, silly short stories. (The Moving Finger being my favorite by far)

Hyped to finally see this tonight. Rocko was always my favorite Nicktoon.

I dunno, Green Day did a really good job of it for a while. Other than that, however, I agree.

Bringing over a six pack and apologizing for the inconvenience (but really aggressively)?