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Oh god yes. I want an Elm Street reboot that entirely ditches the established lore beyond “guy named Freddy dies and then kills in dreams”. Robert Englund is so inextricably part of the Freddy we know that I think it’s essential for any replacement to be his own character with only the broadest of similarities.

Right, but it’s not as high stakes as most reboots, in that the Dourif movies are still very much alive no matter how this one does.

I feel like the only horror fan who’s excited for this. Yeah, it’ll probably tank, but since it’s in the unusual position of being parallel to and entirely separate from the “main” franchise, I don’t mind if it does. And if it’s good, well hey, that’s awesome.

Just finished Santa Clarita Diet S3, and as usual now I’m pissed that I have to wait another year. I swear, this show gets funnier every season, and I’m amazed that it’s not hugely popular. 

Who looks down on dishwashers? They always know where to find the best weed.

Brother, no matter the occasion, I *never* forget hamburgers. 

Bah, I’ll show them! I’ll Rodney Dangerfield my way back to high school and put on the greatest production of Predator ever! 

I will never judge Will “Ennium” Smith’s Genie again. It can’t possibly be as bad as that.

The greatest tragedy of the cell phone age is making novelty phones shaped like cats and footballs obsolete

Crucified by the critics! Dohohoho!

“She is one of the most transformative yet misunderstood women in history, alternately vilified as a sinner and canonized as a saint. And now, as a witness to a Mafia hit, she must enter witness protection... as a nun!”

Myst, aka “Wait, there are more Ages? But I can’t even figure out what the hell the switches do on THIS one!”.

Twist: “Guys And Dolls” is actually just the overly-literal name of the next Puppet Master sequel.

The lyrics aren’t always amazing, but I love this album. I’m like the polar opposite of the demographic one thinks of in association with an Alanis album, being a 30-something metalhead guy, but JLP is always in my rotation.

Those trademark Burton spirals in that screencap make me sad. Shit, I miss when he was at the top of his game. 

I imagine they’ll have a joke about how homophobic they were as kids, then have them still look uncomfortable when they hug later on. I think that would be a fair middle ground. 

If it were anybody but Jordan Peele behind this, I’d be cautiously optimistic at best. But goddamn, I’m excited. We can always use more good horror/sci-fi anthology series. I mean, I was even looking forward to the Tales From The Crypt reboot, and that had every sign of bombing if it had come out. 

There’s Guy Inchair, the hero. Notellen Ripley, the scientist. Beefhuge Roboknife, the villain. And of course, Eiffel 65, the love interest. 

I’m all for using the pop music space to be weird as shit. But her brand of weird just rubs me the wrongest of ways. Even Poppy is less grating about it, and she’s SUPPOSED to be off-putting.

I feel like “Unrated” should be changed to look like it’s been stamped on the cover in red ink to really drive home how porn-adjacent the zany hijinks are. And it should be placed in such a way as to cover the nipples of faceless bikini woman.