The long take sequence in the new Halloween where we just follow Michael as he starts killing around Haddonfield. I *loved* that. The bit outside the one woman’s window is brilliant, and I’d argue that it’s as good as any of the best scenes from the original.

About time! Finally, we can get to work on a cinematic universe with the power to dethrone Marvel. The Sisterverse will be the next big thing, mark my words.

I traded mine in for a DMXBox.

My Sisqo Pocket console serves me just fine, thank you. It’s got ROM dumps like a truck. 

Yeah, from what I’ve read (for what that’s actually worth, not saying any of it is fact), J has some pretty questionable behavior around women. Kind of makes the whole “open and inclusive” thing they tout ring a wee bit hollow if true.

I mean, they both seem to have been enjoying a bit of a “Actually, Guy Fieri/Violent J are pretty stand-up folks when you get past their image and stage personas” renaissance, so there might be something to that after all!

As a walking Downward Spiral himself, I’m not surprised that Cruz likes NIN.

First thing I looked for. Prequelle is amazing. Granted, I’m not a huge metalhead, so maybe all of these albums really were better, but c’mon now! 

Man, I miss the days when we were only responsible for destroying the housing market and avocados... we should bring that back!

I wouldn’t want a group spoiling my spoops, but if that’s the only way you can bring yourself to play the game, I say go for it. RE7 is an excellent game, even more so in VR, and is still great well after it stops being scary. If you’re not inclined toward horror games, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with doing…

So we’ve all been mispronouncing it for DeLongest time, is the takeaway here. 

“SOMETIMES rub another man’s rhubarb!”

I adore Scrubs, but I have zero interest in any sort of revival. We got (more than) plenty of it the first time around.

After close examination, I think the film represents a man with ants on his head. 

Are Millenials Killing Novelty ‘Monopoly’ Releases? 

I was never one to care about the pokey men, but this looks utterly bizarre, and I must see it. 

Usually soup, although this time (I’ve got a monster of a cold right now, full on “laying in bed sweating and shivering” shit) I’m lucky in that I can eat normally. Except for when I tried to eat some PB&Js yesterday and they tasted disgusting to me. And my stomach isn’t very happy that I shoved some pizza into it…

Just record 90 minutes of Mike Myers giving different line deliveries on “DONKEH!” while a loop of the whistling from All Star plays in the background. That’s all I want to see. 

That felt like watching that guy at work who swears he has, like, the best Dr. Evil impression ever

Oh, for fuck’s- if you need Frasier reboot ideas, I have ‘em by the gallon. Here, three for free.