As a formerly clumsy kid and a currently clumsy adult, I’m just over here like

I’ve never felt a tweet as hard at Ingrid Michaelson’s. That banana better still be green, or I will not eat it.

i wanna get a 1d tattoo purely because i think 1/3 of this site would just spontaneously combust with rage.

I think its along the lines of reclaiming a narrative. Miscarriages and abortions are considered taboo subjects, and there is a prescripted and expected response to them (quiet despair) that doesn’t resonate with many women who have been through them. For some people, a miscarriage is a relief. And many women can…

That brief moment when the internet actually makes me happy

Wait until you visit Powell’s (have you been before? It is book lovers paradise / a time-space vortex of awesomeness)

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I would rather get another abortion than watch that video, tbh

In related news, Feminist Kittenjoy released another bowel movement. It was similar to previous bowel movements. Nothing interesting to note. Just more shit.

Tried to punch and kick a police officer? That guy should thank his lucky 4 stars he’s not a young black man.

I would never change my name—it’s very rare, and I use it professionally. I have told my possibly-future BF I’d take his last name as my middle name. He was cool with that. Might work?

I read about Howard's political correctness, Howard might be a little more PC, but it might be due to the years of therapy he has had. Either way he's a lovable big nosed piece of shit.😜

Because I hate to shop for clothes, and always have, whenever my family went to the mall, I would spend about an hour with my mom buying school clothes and then she would meet up with my dad and pass me off so she could shop for herself in peace. I was always SUPER excited about this, because it meant about 2 hours of…

In the last 16 months I have managed to convince my fiance to adopt two dogs with me AND get me an engagement ring. I guess I’m doing some shit right. ;)

One of my arguments for giving the kids my last name is that objectively my last name is FAR superior to his. Hell, my last name means ‘strength’. What’s more badass than that? ;)

My boss told me that they would continue to pay me under my maiden name until SS verified my name change so that I needn’t worry about my paychecks. Had to say “thanks, but I’m not changing my name so I wasn’t worried”.

Teacher: Bubba, why don’t you have your homework?

I’m not changing my name. Attempting to explain this to my fiance’s deaf grandmother is pointless. Also, we live in the south people just flat out expect me to change my name. I don’t get upset with people or even really correct them when they assume that I’ll be changing my name. I don’t have the energy or the desire…

Not to get all super serious on you or anything, but maybe it’s not out of the question for you to sit him down and be like, “Look, I am not going to change my name. I love you very much. I want to marry you. I just don’t want to change my name.” And then hold firm. At the end of the day, a lot of marriage is about…

Oh you’re tossing your actual bouqet, no sorry, you have to buy an extra toss bouquet and then one to preserve