Wouldn’t this make the most awesome wedding gown? IT’S SO GORGEOUS.

How to articulate my feelings here um okay I’ll just try

I can’t form coherent thoughts about how beautiful all this is.

Spkg of FreePeople — these ruched “shorts” are excellent. Heavier/more sturdy than underwear, but without the bulk of real shorts, perfect under wrap-dress-worn-on-a-windy-day or “holy shit this skirt is really too short, oh fuck it.” Wish they’d go on saaaaallle; I only have black because I balk at paying forty bucks…

Just wear what makes you feel comfortable in the context of your environment! I lived there long ago and now live in NYC. Here I can wear whatever I want and feel fucking fantastic, because I'm in tune with my surroundings. Sometimes the city itself is an accessory. I personally prefer a more made-up daytime look, and…

23andme exists to collect people’s DNA so they can sell it to drug manufacturers. Hell. To. The. No.

Great. Now I’m imagining Justin Bieber in lace “bike shorts” drinking from a baby bottle.

Exhibit A:

Ah, so not just me then... I would LOVELOVELOVE to move to Portland and always thought I’d fit right in but that comment actually made me a little sad and like I would certainly NOT fit in at all and perhaps there is no place at all where I will fit in. *sigh* I’m taking it too seriously, surely.

• Kylie Jenner is “using King Cairo to get back at Blac Chyna.” Kids these days! [Hollywood Life]

Come find me, boo. I got you.

We will love you, I promise! We aren’t all smug hipsters. There are a lot though. Email us when you get to town and we’ll tell you where to avoid them. ;)

Yeah, we would, and it’s really annoying.

So my makeover is supposed to run soon but now the timing couldn’t be shittier: I’m a Portlander who doesn’t wear make-up. :/ I promise/hope mine will be different though! I’m not an asshole (I don’t think?) and I volunteered because I genuinely want to learn how to do it well, not for a novelty factor or to snark on…

I skipped makeup today, and my students were asking me what was wrong because they thought I was crying.. nope, just have a red face.

Ugh. This guy is giving my favorite finger a bad name.

I just got my wedding dress on Monday.

Nothing says ‘I want to spend the rest of my life with you’ like sheer butt panels

How can anyone not love Florence. She’s magical!

If they had tried to do that with a cat, it would just be a video of the cat licking its crotch.