Apparently getting rid of the red line didn't stimulate the game enough, so they brought back the white one.

I’m proud of you son

Yes because American culture has zero rapes happening.

I can’t believe she actually found 4 men who would put their penis in her, but there’s no accounting for taste, is there? The MadTV sketch “Lowered Expectations” comes to mind.

Christianity is apparently like Choose Your Own Adventure. She can pick out the stuff she likes (hating gays, long denim skirts) and ignore the stuff she doesn’t (divorce is bad).

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.

If men got pregnant abortions would be available via drive-thru.

Operating a business in the public sphere means you agree to comply with anti-discrimination laws. Nobody forced the business owners to do that.

Saying a woman or girl has “daddy issues” is fucking wretched. If she has daddy issues, shouldn’t the hate be directed at, you know, her god damned father? How is his disgusting and damaging fuckery her fault?

Actually, telling people why you’re removing them from your life is always kinder. Face those emotions, and tell them why you’re leaving, as adults. Then you’ll give those people, with whom you’ve probably shared hopes and dreams, closure. Ghosting is just horrific and a dangerously emotionally paralysing.

Maybe she even did sit him down and break up with him, and he was just too drunk to remember. Possible??

I'd say so - if I "ghost" someone, it's because of their tendency to be abusive and nasty. If I cut you off with no further contact, chances are you KNOW why (or you're an idiot).

I have a dear friend who was ghosted. It was one of the cruelest things I’ve ever seen and it took so much longer to recover that I think it would have from a “regular” breakup.

FIFA is proof that there is no length rich old men will go to get even richer.

It’s Nine Inch Nails you cute, fat, and ignorant marsupial.

Sepp Blatter: I heard ten Brazilian workers died for the 2014 World Cup.

Yeah, I was initially, ‘Oh, how “nice” for them - they found a police officer with their same, wacked-out morals to talk to their son about sexual repression and ways it can cause you some serous legal issues.’ But it turns out it’s like, ‘Who knows why the son did it, but let’s introduce him to a legit pedophile and…

This really is the world cup of spam and we’re issuing a red card.

I cringed as I heard it live earlier. There’s a reason the rest of the world rolls its eyes at us, and this is an example.