Yup, Wal Mart will never allow this to happen. Thanks, Wal Mart!

It’s wild how different show line German Shepherds are from their working dog counterparts. Almost two different breeds at this point.

In his comments today Obama mentioned that Wiley toned down his usual style and said he enough problems without being rendered as a Napolean figure in his official portrait. But part of me really wishes Wiley had gone that route only because the ensuing freak out on Twitter and Fox News would have been amazing. The…

My father taught at a high school from 1978-2013. He tells anyone who will listen how much LESS fucked up teenagers are now than 30 years ago. He thinks the self esteem movement is the best thing to ever happen to American kids.

I’m a retail manager and yeah, this all sounds about right. And people are so used to getting their way that it takes them a while to figure out that the answer is no and is going to be no regardless of how much they yell. Then they call me a bitch and tell me to go fuck myself because I won’t take back a hoodie from…

It boggles my mind that it took so many procedures and medications to get and stay pregnant yet perfectly healthy babies are born to women who receive no prenatal care and use drugs. From a scientific perspective it’s sort of fascinating. Good luck, I’ve been there.

I hate how I attracted I was (ok, am) to Vinny when he wore his glasses.

I accidentally took my husband to a hard cider tasting when I was 12 weeks pregnant. I thought it was just an apple picking/pumpkin patch type place. I had sips of his tastes.

I had WEEKLY vaginal ultrasounds during my first trimester for...reasons. Plus my thyroid basically stopped working. This kid is totally fucked.

Romaine lettuce was the culprit about a month ago. No one ever told me not to eat a salad while pregnant. Literally any food that isn’t cooked to 160 degrees can cause a Listeria outbreak. There’s only so much you can do.

The worst hangovers of my 20s were from craft IPAs that had twice or three times the booze as the Bud Lights I drank in college. It took me a while to catch on. Now I stick to Guinness when I’m craving a beer.

It kind of reminds me of the straight couples in 2008ish who said they weren’t getting married because gay people couldn’t get married. I’d guess almost all of those couples just didn’t see the point in getting married but needed an excuse at Thanksgiving.

I read the headline as ‘childless fetuses’ and was very confused.

Patriots. I’m from New England and don’t actually care about the Patriots but it’s funny to see all of my Midwestern neighbors get sooooo mad when they win.

I hid my bathroom scale in the garage

Thanks, I was about to respond.

It took me way too long to figure out this was sarcasm. I got really annoyed at you for a minute!

You maybe need some new friends. I lived in New England for 30 years and very few of my friends and family members actually give a fuck about the Patriots. Football is an excuse to drink beer and gamble. The Red Sox on the other hand...

A father kissing his 11 year old son is fine and should probably be encouraged. The privilege for physical affection trade off isn’t great.

Yeah, you can spot a hockey player a mile away if you’re paying attention to their butts.