At last, a silver lining. If Trump would also cost us the Olympics, he might not be so bad after all.

S0 just like every other World Cup?

so according to this guy, Trump is worse than slavery.

adequate man doesnt watch that fucking show.

I scrolled right down here to post that. If your kid is sick, don’t risk the health of two other adults by exposing the babysitter directly to the kid and your friend to you (a likely carrier). Jeez, cancel that lunch. Normal people will not mind that type of cancellation.

You said Doritos. All the Doritos!

Yeah but surely this is the fault of the patriarchy

She didn’t have to condemn every shitting action by every male, just Bill’s.

Please, tell me more about how I didn’t earn that. You people are so ignorant of what is percolating in this country right now. Let me enlighten you: The majority of people who work hard and obey the law in America have been vilified for the last eight years and are rather sick of being forced to sit on their hands.…

When was the last time the Republican Party had responsible grownups?

I remember when Deadspin actually used to say something, instead of just throwing temper tantrums over stupid stuff. Those were days.

And yet Kasich is infinitely more talented, accomplished and a better writer than Albert can ever fathom. Get some talent you fucking hack. Hulk is going to make changes and Albert better start pulling his weight.

Posts like these are why I’m glad Gawker is getting rocked with lawsuits. I can’t wait for others to write a sad obituary of the trash and the writers that make up the Gawker empire.

Hottest of takes.

I went to a Trump rally, and a hockey game broke out.

You know this is article is a bad idea when look at the stock photo of douche bag, hipster guys having an “awesomely cool time man”. Clearly these guys are rugged, yet sensitive and probably deeply care for their girlfriends, fiances and wives. They drink only the best IPA’s, malbecs and single malt ryes and scotch.

Man let’s hope Hannah is in the first round of Hulkster-related job cuts @ Gawker Inc.

This a terrible idea, and kind of defeats the entire purpose of a bachelor/bachelorette party which is to have a weekend with YOUR friends before you permanently (hopefully) tie your life to another person. You will have endless amounts of time in the future to hang out with all your friends together (like that whole…

I’m going to propose this to my fiancee. If he things it’s a great idea, I’m going to call of the wedding.

Counterpoint: This is a horrible idea. This post should be taken out back, beaten, tarred, feathered, beaten some more and thrown into traffic while aflame.