But then you’d just end up with a Brontësaurus. 

Essential Federal employee here.

Or you need better roommates.

I wonder if he would make a noise like one of those inflatable punching clowns? How exquisitely satisfying that would be:

If you haven’t done so, please Google and read the whole report, as this article merely summarizes the horror they put this boy through. They put a heavy knapsack on him, as he lay on the couch, to stop him fro turning over. When he tumbled to the ground from the sofa, they threw him back on it. He was punched and…

To be fair, the reason I didn’t watch the new Muppet show was because the commercials made it look like they were all acting out of character...

Naw, the folks in the know are saying his fingers are dirty too. With all the repubs touched by the stinky Russian skid mark the next in line for president is at Orrin Hatch of Utah, pres pro tem of the Senate. And that’s not to say he isnt dirty too, just that he’s not currently implicated. Pence, Ryan, Priebus,…

I will be heartbroken if there aren’t any reports of a despondent Easter rabbit wandering the grounds quietly muttering to himself “I’m the Governor of New Jersey for Christ’s sake”

Not to mention “Birth Control” does not just prevent pregnancy. I went on hormone therapy when I was 11 because I was bleeding so badly I was passing out, missing school, and starting to have serious anemia-related issues.

For streaming television, it’s possible to get the base level of Hulu for free from Bing Rewards. It takes a few minutes every day to do enough searches to max out the points (clicking on the pictures on the home page counts as a search!) but by doing so, it’s relatively easy to get enough points each month to cover a…