I saw that and was like wow Jalopnik....

Hot pickles are also sweet.

I hope it survives the nuclear blast happening in the background.

Pretty sure that’s against the law, regardless if Miller wants to press charges or not. These crazy ass white men need to be hit where it hurts: their freedom.

That was my take too. Which is going to be more memorable to the buyer, that they saw an F150, or that their salesman was Henry Ford’s descendant?

I don’t see why having the name Henry Ford on his name tag would be such a dick move. It’s an ice breaker. I suppose he could have gone with Larry but why not use it to his advantage in selling cars and the more cars he sold the better for the dealer.

Sooooo close.

They just needed to embrace the 90's whole hog.

Yeah, maybe I’m just hopelessly nostalgic at this point, but a paint job like this is charmingly retro kitsch to me. A memory of the days when 50 shades of silver and white weren’t what constituted “variety” in car colors. 

I agree with you, but I also feel like I might need to share some of my blood pressure meds with you.

Step 1: See running SHO-swapped wagon

It’s a fucking manual wagon with a peach of an engine for $2000 motherfucking dollars!!!! A clutch on a FWD layout like this from ~30 years ago wouldn’t scare me in the slightest. The two tone....??? You don’t like??? Bitch please....It’s a vehicle color on a $2000 car. If you are shopping around for a car with 2…

I’m not a fan of that two-tone. Let me be clear, I don’t mind two-tone jobs, I just don’t like this one.

“Yes I’d like my car paint to look like a guy wearing a navy fleece and blue jeans”

The upper-crust brands already have column-mounted shifters. Mercedes, BMW, etc. 

May I present the Volkswagen up! which not only does this beautifully but weighs 150-300lbs less than a Fiat 500 and comes in a 117HP/150ft-lb turbocharged GTI model. Sadly, we have to wait 20 more years to get them in the US.

I think we also need to move the gear selector back to the steering column to free up some valuable real estate up front.

You forgot to mention that some of them, you assume, are good people.

No, we will not have Mexico opening, we will close Mexico. I don’t think it’s coincidence that someone named Westbrook (sounds Spanish to me) is discussing Mexico. If Labrador Obra Din has a problem with that, he can feel the wrath of my tariffs and beautiful long words. It’s time Mexico started manufacturing…

Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex before starting Precidia.