You know he’s sitting there with someone important, just begging for permission to send a “real” one.

I just got a second alert too! Boooooooooo!!!! Strangely, no one I work with has received one...yet.

Is it weird I didn’t receive it? I did just tell the DOJ that Trump was my least liked politician. Not complaining though!

He will twitt at us via emergency alert system while crapping his pants.

I just got my fourth so...

Wait, am I the only one?

Real question, what is the actual purpose of this? Don’t local agencies handle weather and disaster alerts? Is the actual use that FEMA would just target specific geographic locations in case of a disaster? When would we need a national alert from FEMA? Is somebody anticipating some kind of a national disaster caused…

Ok, but how soon are we gonna get trump’s unhinged twitter declarations shot directly to our iphones?

The only useful “Presidential Alert” is the one on Ivanka’s phone that alerts her whenever he gets within 20 feet of caressing her hips.

I just got a SECOND FUCKING ALERT. WTF?! Am I gonna get this bullshit all fucking day long??

At least it wasn’t a dick pic

That’s the most presidential noise he’s ever made.

His Twitter audience just got bigger.

its an Orange Alert.

Anyone with a smidgen less entitlement would have withdrawn their name by now. This guys a fucking sociopath. A raging drunk sociopath. 

You’re in luck. Chokers came back towards the end of last year. 

Senior year - the bf and I excelled at hickeys that only showed when changing for sport class. I still find them sexy, and I'm an old.

I’m pro-hickey - giving and receiving - although as I’ve gotten older I appreciate them more in hidden-from-my-coworkers-sight locations

I haven’t had one in ages, but I used to love hickeys! I sometimes think it’s because I was probably watching a vampire movie at a critical point in my sexual awakening – all that hypnotic and menacing neck-sucking made me wet!

Yes... because getting your neck sucked on or bitten just rocks, and sometimes it just goes beyond reason... and bruising. :)