Wait, can people not tell when their farts are going to be stinky and/or loud? Because I feel like 9 times outta 10 I know what’s coming.

Thank you. I could never be with a partner who objects to my normal bodily functions. Let’s just keep it real.

If you don’t know how to muffle & subdue your farts and burps by the teenage years then you are goddamn hopeless.

This pisses me off. I’m a nurse who takes care of ALS patients and this fallacious histrionic bullshit is now impeding the search for a cure for that heartbreaking disease.

Just one month ago, SIX Planned Parenthood clinics allowed women receiving abortions to opt to donate that fetal tissue for medical research; today, just two clinics continue to do so. [emphasis added]

Ugh. I’m not entirely sure why but men who are so strongly against abortions bother the shit out of me. Not like they can’t possibly have a say in that decision or have an opinion about it. But they will never never ever fully understand what it’s like as a woman in that situation. So a big part of me wants to say…

Mr. Who and I currently live with my parents and I have had to bite my tongue so many items when this shit hit the news. This is how a normal viewing of these news segments would go

would be a white man. smh.

And if the babies I am saving (not really because donated tissue or not they still won’t be born) are born with birth defects because I am standing in the way of medical research and progress, then so be it!

Me, irl. I cannot with this utter bullshit. And the kicker, is that they’ll effectively be giving a death sentence to thousands of people with horrible diseases that we could probably find cures or treatments for using perfectly LEGAL, DONATED fetal tissue. Fuck. Pro-lifers.

Abortions should be legal up to the 300th trimester.

I lived a half block from here!

Personally, I’m glad my aborted fetus was used for *something* rather than being thrown away. Planned Parenthood staff were lovely, kind and caring. I wish all medical professionals were like them.

no, no, no, NO NO NOOOOOOOO! These fucking “pro life” people are taking away the only chance that some people suffering from currently incurable diseases have.

These people are 14 different kinds of absurd, and I can’t help but notice that all this vitriol is directed exclusively at Planned Parenthood, while conveniently ignoring all the other institutions that allow women to donate fetal tissue. They hate Planned Parenthood as much as they apparently hate logic.

I’ll reserve most of my ‘Fuck You’s for the ‘Center’ for ‘Medical’ ‘Progress’, but I’m keeping a few to donate to Colorado State University for getting intimidated by these nutjobs.

“You guys, I’m SO pro-life that I’m going to halt research for things like Parkinson’s and Alzheimer’s! That’ll show those already living people who want to stay alive how sick and depraved they are for using already aborted fetuses in research!”

I wish these people were aborted.

I AM DONE WITH THESE PEOPLE. Hate abortion? Don’t have one! Feel your white person narrowly defined hatred laced Christianity is being threatened? Get your shit and go find an island to live on where you can perpetuate and grow your lunacy like your nutcase forefathers did. Don’t want to do that? THEN SIT DOWN, SHUT…

UGH!! anyone else notice that this shit is blowing up JUST as the presidential campaigns get underway? When was the last time anyone flipped out over fetal tissue research?