We used to go swimming at a place that had out houses, when you weren’t grossed out by the people who pissed all over the floors or left shit every where, you were watching where you stepped because rattle snakes liked the warmth. As a small child you learned to just pee in the lake instead.

My daughter refuses to go in public restrooms. When we make the drive to California (10 hours) to see my mom she will hold it the entire time. I don’t blame her, wish I had her bladder control.

I almost peed a little reading this I laughed so hard..

Impressed

Dude I have had to take a piss holding a newborn. You can do both and answer a text message. Just takes a bit of skill. That is creepy. Though I must admit with the first few lines I thought your story was going to a darker place than it was.

There is an abandoned fast food restaurant off of a major road I drive by almost every damn day. Bangeter Hwy if anyone is from Utah. Stopped at a stop light I looked over and there in the doorway at the back is a homeless guy dropped his pants taking a huge shit. At least yours was IN the bathroom lol

I have one.... a gross one.

Or Jill Stein

Not that I give much credit or stock to USA Today, but damn....this has got to be a kind of good sign, yes? So many more people and outlets are against this man. Let’s hope it makes a difference.

Well he’s white...sooo....

I’m so jaded at this point all I can say is thank the dark goddess it wasn’t worse than three people shot. Which then makes me feel like a shitty person. I hope that little boy is ok and my thoughts and heathen prayers are with the family.... Not that I feel like that is nearly enough.

people suck ass

Total bull shit. I was on government assisted day care and foodstamps no one can just “take your kid” for no good reason and without CPS getting involved.

Also don’t ask us to pay for your abortion.

I paid about 9k a year when both my kids went part time. So glad I don’t have to do that anymore.

This is actually an interesting point. At least late term abortions could be fully eradicated if they could find a way to make sure the fetus didn’t develop with some horrible chromosomal defect.

right, I literally LOL’d. Cause up until now I haven’t seen a single pro-lifer picket anything to do with fertility. They don’t care about this shit.

Right? I would have just adopted by now, probably cheaper.