Pearl Jam – “Sirens”
Juanes – “Don’t Act Like Your Heart Isn’t Hard”
Against Me! – “Thrash Unreal”
Smashing Pumpkins – “Whir”
Busta Rhymes – “Gimme Some More”
Metallica – “Fade to Black”
Jaydiohead – “99 Anthems”
Nirvana – “You Know You’re Right”
White Stripes – “Hardest Button to Button”
Elton John – “Levon”
Public Enemy –…

Or a Frank Stallone a-side.

When listing the different archetypes of Survivors ("campsite sloth," "lovable dimwit," etc.) the author forgot to include "hooker with a heart of gold."

She has a good personality.

"Wussies."
- T. Hanks

Tl;dr.

Christopher Walken was not available??

Eels – “Wrong About Bobby”
Nirvana – “Lounge Act”
Our Lady Peace – “Naveed”
Neil Young & Crazy Horse “Big Time”
The Shouting Matches – “Gallup, NM”
Nirvana – “You Know You’re Right”
R.E.M. – “How the West Was Won”
Ben Folds Five – “Away When You Were Here”
Bruce Springsteen (w/Tom Morello) – “The Ghost of Tom Joad”
Pearl Jam –…

"I like the way you think."
- Edgar A. Poe

I'm still busy holding my CGI boner.

White Stripes – “300 M.P.H. Torrential Outpour Blues”
Blackalicious – “Sky is Falling”
Nada Surf – “See These Bones”
Wilco – “Art of Almost”
Rush – “The Spirit of Radio”
White Stripes – “I Want to Be the Boy to Warm Your Mother’s Heart”
A Tribe Called Quest – “Verses from the Abstract”
Stone Temple Pilots – “Big Empty”
Cowboy…

Game over, man. Game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do now?

You can probably screw my X pretty easily if you just buy her some tequila shots.

Did Trump University offer a degree in architecture?

A+ work on the photo caption.

Best of luck in whatever endeavors you pursue and wherever life takes you!

Not to be pedantic, but that is an interesting misuse of the word "then" (instead of "than").

Years ago. (At least once Bristol Palin was on the show…if not before then.)

It's hard to keep up with Mr. Ice's whereabouts…was he one of the Bachelors?

No more comments, peeps. This comment section is now closed. ArgieBargie hit the nail squarely on the head. Everyone, go home and enjoy your day off. (I've already cleared this with your boss.)