Sounds more entertaining than Superman vs. Batman.

*Monica Lewinsky orgasms*

Bernie = Jesus?

"This is a church, not a masturbatorium, goddamn it!"
- God

Silversun Pickups - Panic Switch
Nirvana - Stay Away
The Roots - Kool On
Pearl Jam - Nothingman
A Perfect Circle - The Outsider
R.E.M. - Until the Day Is Done
The Rentals - Friends of P.
Our Lady Peace - If You Believe
Rush - Limelight (live)
Ben Folds Five - Sky High
Pearl Jam - Down
Metalica - Hero of the Day

So does Gwen.

Always does…

I would contribute to a Kickstarter campaign to keep Grinder on the air…and probably definitely even more for a movie.

I can't believe there were only three seasons.

For me, it's here or The Onion. I'm pretty well-informed, methinks.

"Say, man, you got Waldo?"
"No, not on me, man."
"It'd be a whole lot cooler if you did."

Don't think I've said this before, but I always love hearing your Sobriety Corner corner updates. I have an addict in my family (who is almost a couple of years sober now!), so I know it's not easy. You rock, MLA!!

Listening to The Gaslight Anthem right now! ('59 Sound)

Don't blame me, I voted for "None of the Above."

That's a bit harsh…the Amazon is easily one of the top rivers in the world.

A copy of the beloved, original xXx!

I don't love it as much as you, but I am kind of close. (Definitely a top-5 Radiohead track for me.)

Casual sex might just be my favorite sex.

Well, in your ancestors' defense, O'Godlenzciouskizck was a little tough to learn…

And winner of "Saddest Upvote of the Day" goes to…Leonardo DiCaprio Xanderpuss!