Don't be so humble. It's not often you see people tossed bouncer-style from CBS headquarters. I would say that constitutes a ceremonious ejection.

That should have been Pontiac's ad campaign.

Maybe he'll put his New Batch in her brownie.

In his defense, "grand" is kind of a tricky word. All those consonants, only one vowel, etc.

FTW!!

This movie is so meta even this acronym

Well, his music career is really taking off, so I wouldn't hold my breathe over it…

I wanted Leash to be our graduation song from high school.

My "Top 10" (in no particular order):

They best not underestimate how much I want of both of those…

You know, if anyone is looking for a name of their band, you could do a lot worse than "Leia's Free-Swingin' Boobies."

I can't remember, does that mean they can show full-frontal nudity, or only nipples?

*grabs binoculars*

Tl;dr - Look up what now?

I thought that was Nancy Reagan?

You the Taft now, dog!
- Sean Connery (probably)

I've been known to get jiggy with it on non-consecutive occasions, too. (At least, that's what I like to tell myself…revisionist history and whatnot.)

Star Wars Week was last week, yo.

That's not glue.

I thought it was going to have Batman in it, but I was thinking of Dark Knight of Cups.