Do you hate wrapped gifts as well?

My vote. Primitive Technologies.

Not worth the security risk at all.

That’s the kind of laptop she works on...

Especially when shot in portrait, not landscape and they gotta add all that ugly shit around what you shot.

Excellent point. I’m surprised you were the only one to bring that up. Everytime I go out with a group in the end there’s usually more than enough to cover the bill, tip and I end up with a little extra cash on the wallet. That is, when we do not split the bills. When the group is smaller (say up to 4 or 5) one of the…

I just don’t eat out with those types of friends that leave early or stiff you with the bill. Problem solved. :P

Yeah, freezing is another effective method for sure. Ice box, freezer—heck, stand them on their head on some ice.

Seriously, let it die with dignity. If it pinches you on the way out, you deserve it, you 90+ lb, sapient being who can use tools.

This is the right way and everything else is bullshit.

You can also simply put a knife through its head right before boiling.

Do you also wear Crocs?

I was going to say, “Road cyclists who ignore traffic safety laws should be banned,” but... uh... yeah, fuck wheelies.

You would ban somebody from cycling forever for practicing getting their bike up a 4 inch curb? Harsh.

It’s not the end all here. Life will go on, markets will react in their usual stupidly overdramatic fashion for a while and a new norm will be created and there’ll be balance in the force once more.

I know quite a few native English speakers who could use this.

White privilege

That about sums it up.

I think creepy does depend. For example: "Is it creepy to talk about who to have sex with when discussing a chart?"