Why does Apple keep changing plugs?

Nice, Thanks!

Nice, Thanks!

That same friend asked about how to get rid of herpes.

The old Smart wool - yes, but this new stuff doesn’t last as long.

The old Smart wool - yes, but this new stuff doesn’t last as long.

To include the invisible BJ?

“Go to University” they said, “You’ll make more”.

Oh hell yeah!

or:

I hear this all the time, “I made a database to track all that” (sends me a .xlsx file)...

Pappa Johns! Move the toppings around and buy mushrooms as a side?

Who ever considered buying a smaller pizza?

That guy is the sh*t! No talking at all and probably makes a sh*t ton of $$.

The NSA isn’t even trying to conceal themselves anymore - HA!

It’s like my grandma discovered gradients on photoshop after popping LSD.

Your best friend’s wife gave me a BJ and charged me $75/hr.

plus you can see the tension in the air...

What kind of douche bags are you hanging around with where you have to come up with tactics to not get stiffed?

What airport was it when Arnold Schwarzenegger went to Mars in Total Recall?

My mistake. I’m a n00b in the fountain pen world. I purchased a Noodler’s Ahab flex and a Metro and got my wires crossed! Sorry to get your hopes up.

Does it speak ‘Murican or the Queen’s?