I don’t understand what’s wrong with assuming the Democratic Party’s base will turn out on election day. If we couldn’t assume it would turn out, we wouldn’t call it “the base.” It would just be a bunch of voters we hope will vote for us.

It is incumbent upon us liberals to denounce this socialist rabble that has infected the Democratic Party. We will lose the flyover states if President Obama’s legacy is tainted by any association with socialism, so let’s not let that happen, okay?

These stories are weird and disturbing and inappropriate for Christmas. What regular Americans want on Christmas is inoffensive nostalgia and wholesomeness. We liberals will never win elections again until we accept that.

That’s awfully expensive. We have to consider the CBO score. Voters in swing states will not endorse a climate change law that is not revenue-neutral.

You are exactly right about the hypocrisy of radical leftists.  They posture as oracles of the common man but they are anything but.  We liberals are wise to distance ourselves from them.

Mayor Pete is right.

I’m all for sympathizing with workers, but we liberals have to be able to count votes to win elections. There are lots more Amazon customers than workers, so it makes sense to side with the customers.  We must beat Trump.

If we liberals can’t put a stop to this rabble-rousing talk of breaking up Amazon, it will hand Trump a 2nd term. Amazon has become part of the American lifestyle, and the last thing American voters want now is big disruptive changes in their lives. Trump has given them enough of that. What voters crave now is a…

Universal internet is a terrible idea. It will give Putin’s trolls more opportunities to dupe low-information voters in swing states. Only a far-left zealot like Bernie Sanders would fail to realize this. Or perhaps he does realize it, which is even more damning.

We liberals are naturally inclined to empathize with aggrieved workers, but now is not a good time to antagonize Google. We must defeat Trump next year. On that, all depends. It will surely be heart-wrenching, but we must find the courage to set aside our empathy temporarily and side with Google management. We can…

Are you denying the role of God in politics? Smart liberals learned long ago to avoid doing that. It’s political suicide. If you must do it, do it privately.

That’s not true.  President Obama was called to serve.  Any sensible liberal will tell you that, and so will President Obama.

We liberals have a right to be angry at the Left because the Left has never owned up to its complicity in Hillary Clinton’s defeat. The Left must learn to channel its energy into positive outcomes, otherwise it’s an agent of mischief and mayhem.  Don’t look to us liberals for pity in that case.

Ordinarily we liberals appreciate the tactical value of giving malcontents an outlet to blow off steam, which is what Splinter was, but 2020 is no ordinary election year. Disunity is not a luxury we can afford if we are to defeat Trump.

Anyone who has ever heard President Obama speak knows the tremendous healing power of Hope. No scientist can ever calculate how many people President Obama healed with his speeches.

This is a positive development. We coastal liberals need to be more relatable to regular Americans in flyover country, and old-fashioned cigarettes are exactly what the doctor ordered. Vaping has always made us look like effete hipsters. If we want to start winning elections again we need to be more like Burt Reynolds.

We liberals are tired of cowardly leftist attacks on President Obama’s legacy. Leftists know President Obama is far too beloved and respected to attack directly so they always pick a proxy target to smear his legacy indirectly.

This is a ridiculous take. If secret FISA section 702 wiretaps are problematic, then why did President Obama regard them as a perfectly legal tool to keep the American people safe? Do you have the audacity to claim your legal acumen is superior to President Obama’s?

“The wall is likely to screw up the flow of water, cut in half territory that animals like jaguars need, and, in Dahl’s words, create a “unique killing field” for raptors to perch on and pick off desert creatures who have lost habitat from construction.”

Farewell, Splinter!