“Cleaner”? I hate when ignorant clowns just repeat the old wives tales they’ve heard as if they were scientifically validated.

All I needed was to watch my giant Lab polish his rectum like he was entering a car show to know that I will NEVER let him lick me or the kids.

They can be used for hunting, sport and most effectively, for DEFENSE. More uses than you have for them, so you don’t have to own one.

You’re a dumbass then if you’re hot take on abrogating civil rights is “be quiet”.

That’s a small, small semantic difference,

I take it you drag like a snail....

Wow. I always wonder who the “whore” was in “whoremonger”.

Okay. Keep it to yourself then. Enjoy the warmth that “knowing” things brings.

That and you're shameless.

She still won’t let you touch her boobies so you can stop the white knight act. You’re a beta male. Get used to it and accept it.

The abstinence videos are right on one score: you may not be f—-led into floppiness but you are a rank, nasty used up skeezer.

Seriously: how do you know? I had no idea this was a “thing”.

No one here knows who you are, but you’re such a white knight that you “have” to write twice that you got permission to let these facts fly?

Obvs you’re a sloppy cow in the vag. department, I take it?

No doubt, after a weekend’s sledge hammering of your cervix was complete, your pudenda was that color for a few days. The sloppiness of the labia is forever though.