Since I haven’t seen MBCock around Kinja in ages:

Wow I forgot how 80s George Michael was so dreamy. 

Oh yes, women bad, men good - those good ole boys are definitely never controlling.

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

Beto, as a fellow Texan, if you want to get everyone on board the B-Train to the White House, you need to throw some double bass in there. Fuckin’ bust out some Neil Peart, Danny Carey, Travis Barker, or that one pale kid from that movie about jazz drumming.

I’d argue that the Raiders knew full well that Antonio Brown was an acrimonious malcontent the second he signed him, considering all the shit that happened in Pittsburgh, and that they still managed to fuck this up every step of the way. Yeah, AB is a dick, but the Raiders still signed him, still gave him guaranteed…

I’ m confused with the sequence of events. He gives his “tearful apology” for whatever that was worth (nothing, apparently). Both sides seem to reach a resolution and all signs point to him playing. And then they fine him another 200k, void his contract guarantees (for a 31-year old WR, pretty significant) and I am…

You’re kind of burying the lede. I’m also from this area and Scott Schwab, who is an  anti-gay, anti-woman, anti-regulation, remove the EPA type Republican, voted for a strict tort reform law for the state of Kansas.

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

EDIT: goddamnit, someone beat me to the joke. 

Nope, anyone who roots for Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty are assholes.

Former Blazer, and noted cupcake aficionado, Raymond Felton.

I am here for the nicknames. So many amazing insults.

As a liberal, I don’t feel like I’m being owned enough. I suggest they keep literally playing with fire on their property, just to show just how strong-willed and patriotic they are.

The mental picture of Beadle going Hit ‘Em Up on air really brightened my morning. Thank you. 

I have Get Up on every morning as background noise. I like Beadle and Jalen Rose. But I do wonder how long it’s going to go, because there are a couple of topics that Beadle and Rose don’t really give a fuck about ESPN’s milquetoast wishes. For Beadle it’s violence against women.

You are so much more than that, you are a BITTER cheap prick.

Ive gotten to the point that if something isnt on the shelf, I take a panoramic picture of the entire shelf as evidence.