What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?

When I was eighteen I was shot in the face by a pistol. When I was twenty five I passed a kidney stone. I’ll take getting shot in the face again!

By all means, get the super computer for home. But more important is the high end gaming laptop. The road games have the most potential for trouble.

Read The stand. Real short, quick read!

As the resident Kansan in the room...I apologize to the nation on behalf of my stupid, ass backward state. We never learn from our mistakes, and will continue to fuck the rest of you over. Again I apologize.

Look at the bright side, With the voucher you will receive you can pay yourself as a teacher! That is the true end game for the voucher system.

Whats worse is coming to the realization that 90% of the materials I handle daily have been on the toilet with someone!

If the books themselves would set off your allergies, they would do that anyway with or without a cat. We dont clean the books when they come back from patrons with cats. So the dander is already there.

As someone who works in a public library that once had a cat, all someone needs to do is let us know that they are allergic and we will bring books/services to you.

Also Keep in mind the book is being published by HarperCollins, Which is owned by Newscorp.I believe they purposely held publication back.

Not sure it was much of her choice when the book was released. It was after all published by HarperCollins. And guess who owns that. One Rupert Murdoch.

I’ll take that bet, But I’m riding my own horse. One Sam Brownback!

To slow down your eating, eat with your non dominate hand. Was told this by my doctor after being diagnosed with GERD.

Most people could care less if your drinking or not. If they do ask why just show a sense of humor about yourself and most wont care. My faveroite is “ Too afraid ill be roofied and wake up with no kidneys”. Usually makes people laugh and then I buy them a drink.

Spandau Ballet. “True” is still rocking boners 30 years later!

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