Watch out, men! Hillary is coming to crush you with her heel, cut off your balls, and make your womenfolk love pantsuits!

Ugh.

Jesus. That is a remarkably stupid. I'm actually really surprised at this coming from her.

Nope.

Erin, for real, you need to check yourself. You are normally right on, but this is some unfair, sex-negative bullshit. Masturbation is good and healthy and fun, and pathologizing male masturbation is fucked-up and cruel. You should seriously consider publishing an apology, or at least revisiting the topic.

Not really typical - because have you read the comments? If it were typical everyone would be chortling about chair-sniffers instead of registering their disapproval.

Whats really interesting to me is the idea that Erin might actually think that sex toys for men are disgusting. If so, theres some embedded, possibly hidden bias and sexism she needs to bright out and examine. And I think the responses on here should help with that.

The answer to your question in the first paragraph is: No, I have never thought that. There are many reasons why men and women use sex toys and "because they can't get the real thing" isn't the only one. We are all grown-ups around here and I thought most people who hang out in this site would at least understand…

Ever seen a blog post about a weird sex toy designed to simulate the feeling of a vagina and thought, what kind of a lonely fuck would use one of those?

I don't use, have, or want a vibrator, but I don't call other women lonely fucks or chair sniffers. I'm certainly not going to be a giant bitch to MEN who use sex toys when most women do.

Gloria just lost her "feminism liberates men badge".

Shaming men (and women) for using sex toys is not cool.

Why are we empowered when we buy a vibrator, but a man who buys a fleshlight is a 'lonely fuck'?

The baby is not going to survive without oxygen. Also, the woman's family has expressed that she be taken off support. But nevermind that because it's all about the baybeez.

Sorry, Diggs. Think you dialed the wring number. Please hang up and try again.

"Jezebel does not care about black rape victims."

I mostly hangout on the sidelines when it comes to Jezebel articles, but this is the laziest clickbait on this side of trolling I've seen ...

Or, in R. Kelly's case, a 14-year-old girl is nothing but a life-support system for a pussy.

R. Kelly is a piece of shit. I can't believe this article is on Jezebel. Honestly. WTF.

You know the panties he's talking about are Underoos. Carry on Jezebel and your whites-only brand of feminism. Endorse a pedophilic monster who preys on young black women.