Is it wrong that I feel kind of bad for Blue Ivy? She’s not even 5 yet. She should be wearing non-itchy clothes she can play in. Hopefully it’s just for the carpet and she won’t have to spend the whole awards show wearing her own body weight in tulle.

Oh, Jesus, make it stop.

What the actual fuck is this even? It's like joke maternity photos making fun of people who take them too seriously except I'm pretty sure they're serious and I don't even know. I just can't.

Oh, they get even thirstier

love that she’s rocking something from the new Piqué Collection from Louboutin.

Next time Max sees Nev, I hope he gives him shit, because I know Max thinks that’s ridiculous.

stupid broken gif

Is that an unzipped Members Only jacket?

GOD DAMMIT TO HELL

Thank you for giving us an inch (or a foot)

I’m starring all these fucking puns but I’m also very angry at all of you

Don’t get cuticle with me...

Wow, she really nailed him.

It’s disgusting he got away with grooming her and made Mia look like the jealous scorned wife and not a horrified mother that found naked photos of her teen taken by her father.

I have no idea. Incest is incest is incest. Whether someone is a blood relative of yours isn’t anything like the most important part of it. I still would like to go and see an occasional Woody Allen movie, but I never do because I cannot. give. this. man. my. money.

yeah but i just kicked my desk out of anger so

It isn’t irrational.