Super, super gross 

Jez writers never pass up an opportunity to shit on a white male of any notoriety.

Nike had the opportunity to select Simone Biles, a woman of color, and one of the most dominate athletes at her sport in a generation, and they instead choose this sub par fuck-stick.

Nike had the opportunity to select Simone Biles, a woman of color, and one of the most dominate athletes at her sport in a generation, and they instead choose this sub par fuck-stick.

Almost as ridiculous as not eating a hamburger over an under-the-radar donation. 

LOL @ all the idiots who skip In-n-Out for this.  You deserve whatever gristly turd you replace it with.

Some twists and turns here. First it sounds like there was some gay sex on the couch in front of the camera with a dog in attendance. Ends with MMF threesome and a mistreated dog sitting in its own piss.

No Love for Lenovos? I run the IT department at a small company and we have had fantastic luck with Lenovo T series laptops.

If we haven’t seen it, we can certainly imagine it.

I am surprised this is looked down on by the left given how much they enjoy censoring people who don’t agree with them.

Don’t forget taxes. For the love of god people need a better cursory understanding of their taxes.

Amazing.  This can’t get too many stars.

The man is dead. Can’t you just acknowledge to yourself that it was creepy, possibly illegal, and move on with your life?

If Deadspin had a comment hall of fame, this would at least on the ballot.

It is just different, which things often are.

Who among us did not use the word “fag” or “gay” in a derogatory manner towards another male at one point in their life?  How far in the past must it be to avoid the ire of the PC police?

No, no.  This is Jezebel-- men are only blamed for the world’s problems.  

However, a number of statements in the piece are disputed by experts.

Counter point: Some women are perfectly fine transacting in sex for a leg up on the competition.

Someone explain the joke here please.