The unfortunate part of this is that the kid and his teammates aren’t likely to actually develop or learn anything so long as he is shoving people into the ground as he rolls down the field.

That was almost way too serious for Deadspin. And then, it was perfect.

It is amazing what passes for innovation at Apple these days.

Water can be added at the head pipe to cool the exhaust gasses and slow down the pressure wave, improving low-end performance. Water can be added at the stinger to take up volume and increase back-pressure, increasing RPM. You can do this mechanically or electronically for more precise control. Obviously it is ideal…

Two strokes are grossly under appreciated for their power to weight/displacement ratio.

I for one hope to have enough money saved for a tank when my children turn 16.

Every time I see that pay gap number quoted I can’t believe that in 2016 women are STILL so far behind men in basic math skills. And when are we ever going to address the crisis of women’s gullibility? No one is even TALKING about that one right now. I mean jeezus...

I don’t understand your obsession with belittling truck owners for wanting to buy something bigger, stronger, more capable, etc than they would likely need. These would be much more enjoyable reads if it was remotely believable that you didn’t write them with a heavily biased opinion.

This is essentially the attitude Hil takes towards sexual assault. What else should we expect?

Oh fuck you. “Harboring skepticism” because it was first reported by Fox.

Waiting for the day a woman with the personality of a rock rides her husbands coattails to the democratic nomination? Seems like a strange thing to wait that long for...

I can’t believe this received so many stars.

Looked like it was in to me...

Only in Texas.

I would gladly endure 4 years of Trump to get out of this wretched two party fuckery of a system, if that’s what it takes. Fuck the far right. Fuck the far left. Fuck Hilary and her compulsive-lying ass.

Only Drew would be missed.

No one would miss this collection of intellectually lazy posts glorifying snarky women. Get over yourselves.

For his next trick, I hope Elon makes a car that just freakin works. Swinging and missing on all this fancy shit isn’t help his cause.

What a great lesson for all the young girls out there. “See, sweetie, even with a lump of coal in place of your heart and the personality of a sandbox, if you marry the right philandering politician, even YOU can become President.”

What sort of dumbass parent lets their child grow up thinking something is impossible merely because it hasn’t be accomplished yet? Is that you? Are you that shortsighted dumbass?