I'm with you. You can't simultaneously argue that that the colony doesn't allow "sexualized" nudity and that many of the residents regularly walk around adorned with sex toys. It doesn't work that way.

Honestly no, it wouldn't. If she had a child in the car with her and was still carelessly driving despite seeing a child right next to her the whole time, it'd make me more angry at her, but having a child in the car doesn't mean you can act irrationally violent. I'd argue that it'd be even more of a reason for him to…

I'm a lawyer. Also this: http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/assault

If I saw that I would have given you a high five and bought you one of those overly sweet Dunkin Donuts drinks. Thank you. I feel like there should be another driving test if a person wants to drive downtown during rush hour.

The best was walking down LaSalle a guy on his phone thought he could beat the light, ends…

I've been in two serious accidents, both times the person just wasn't paying attention and hit my car. And yes, I was pissed, but I wouldn't have attacked them. It's probably a really good thing that lady didn't open her door for you, if I'd been in a wreck of any sort and someone was acting irate I'd lock myself in…

I complete agree. Nothing gives him the right to open someone's car door and reach inside to grab their property. And how could the driver have known that was his only intent? It doesn't matter what I was doing, if a man approached my car the way he did, he'd have been pepper-sprayed and I'D call the cops.

I get your point, but I'm not sure that there's a better way to get someone's attention. I work in downtown Chicago and watched a woman texting/placing a call while pulling out of a parking garage almost hit several pedestrians in the middle of rush hour. So I knocked on her window, told her it was illegal and…

So, according to this, the best way to stop someone from texting and driving is with...assault? I'm sorry, if a man reached into my car, snatched the phone out of my hand (that I would presumably be using to call 911 since I just hit his car) and smashed it in that manner, I would definitely file assault charges.…

I don't advocate using your phone while driving, but this guy isn't right. He pretty much assaulted someone and destroyed property. He should have just called the police. Someone else acting like an idiot isn't an excuse for you to break the law too.

I followed a teenage girl out of a parking lot and she was texting the minute she got in the car. She kept it up even after she pulled out into the street, and was driving way below the speed limit and swerving a little into the other lane.

No, the saddest meal ever is ice cream I've just had followed by a round of buttermilk ranch pretzel pieces and diet coke. I know, I'm gross. I don't care.

Straight up brown sugar is the shiz. I may or may not have done this last week. (In my defense, I'm moving and oh no there was some brown sugar in the pantry and whoops I guess I'll just have to eat it.)

Is that Wand Erection in the back, collectively re-evaluating their lives?

Everyone stand back. A MAN HAS SPOKEN.

He never stops making that face, I'm not so certain it's Miley-specific.

The dad from Growning Pains son faux fucked the Achey Breaky Heart guy's daughter.

It makes me sad how relevant to my life this is right now.

Are you fucking kidding me? These things are the BEST FUCKING THING EVER that happens to my life. Bring a full package of Chips Ahoy into my house and they are gone before I ever locate the package. Make a tray of brownies? I open the oven to pull them out and discover that they've already been eaten.

To be fair, Jaden always looks concerned

I'm quitting drinking for a month. I spend too much money on alcohol, I don't need it to enjoy myself, and I get extremely upset very easily when I drink which makes my issues with depression/anxiety way worse. I also think having a short term period with an end goal won't make the social pressure to drink feel so…